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shy
Crypt Keeper
 
Australia
1991 Posts |
 Posted - 11 February 2004 : 10:07:50 AM
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I think I can actually better that one today Buck...
Your Giant Sized Purple-Helmeted Yoghurt Thrower
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Tiffs
Ghost
 
Australia
108 Posts |
Posted - 12 February 2004 : 10:40:43 AM
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ha ha ha thats funny shy dont know what kind of sites you guys go to but this porn spam topics is hilarious
Tiffs XXX
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
 
Australia
1149 Posts |
Posted - 12 February 2004 : 2:56:48 PM
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LMAO this one is funny.
Dont be ashamed of your manhood in the shower anymore
The shower is such a great place to screw in. *sigh*
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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
1991 Posts |
Posted - 12 February 2004 : 4:06:57 PM
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Originally posted by Jazimarne
LMAO this one is funny.
Dont be ashamed of your manhood in the shower anymore
The shower is such a great place to screw in. *sigh*
Are we talking shrinkage Jaz? If we aren't I don't know what we are talking about... 
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TheBlairBitch
Ghost
Australia
81 Posts |
Posted - 13 February 2004 : 3:28:13 PM
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Here's 2 that I found in my email today:
Knock over trees with your Gigantic Cock
So huge it drags on the ground
....Out of the bottomless pit comes the little horn, "Little Horn is born".... |
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1149 Posts |
Posted - 13 February 2004 : 5:15:35 PM
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lol, I think the porn subject was reffering to shrinkage int he shower, espically if you're mean like me and turn the taps on full pelt when hes in the shower, hehe. Just to shit stir !
But in terms of screwing - the shower is great. You dont agree Shy...?
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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
1991 Posts |
Posted - 13 February 2004 : 5:53:41 PM
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Originally posted by Jazimarne
lol, I think the porn subject was reffering to shrinkage int he shower, espically if you're mean like me and turn the taps on full pelt when hes in the shower, hehe. Just to shit stir !
If you start with a spray bottle full of ice water first, it also helps with them thinking they are going crazy... then move on to the garden hose through the laundry window and over the side of the shower... The garden hose always works a treat and the beauty of it in this house is that the hose pressure is a lot harder than our shower water pressure... so if you aim it right you can get bruising as well!
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But in terms of screwing - the shower is great. You dont agree Shy...?
Shit no I don't agree... though it is handy for clean ups... my personal preference is the dining room table.. but hey... each to their own...
Handy Hint - if the table is wood and you don't have a tablecloth on it. Be sure to wipe the table of all prints whether they be hands, legs, breasts, lips before the mother in law comes over
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1149 Posts |
Posted - 16 February 2004 : 4:44:16 PM
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oooo *cringe* the mother in law - I have one of those coming up with side dish of likes-to-get-totally-pissed-and-interrogate-me.
LMAO, I love the whole hose thing - putting a load of washing on works well at our place too, coz it takes a bit to fill the machine, especially if i put a lot of crap in the first Then theres the rinse cycle - double whamy! *mentally calcualtes the distance between garden hose and bathroom window*............
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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
1991 Posts |
Posted - 17 February 2004 : 12:20:49 PM
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Originally posted by Jazimarne
oooo *cringe* the mother in law - I have one of those coming up with side dish of likes-to-get-totally-pissed-and-interrogate-me.
You ain't lived through nothing yet Jaz! -- I have had two mother in laws and it doesn't get better or easier... once you figure out that you aren't good enough for her son despite what the son says the better off everyone else except you will be...
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LMAO, I love the whole hose thing - putting a load of washing on works well at our place too, coz it takes a bit to fill the machine, especially if i put a lot of crap in the first Then theres the rinse cycle - double whamy! *mentally calcualtes the distance between garden hose and bathroom window*............
The only problem with the washing machine is the distance of the hit... with the hose you are close enough to see the terror on their face... but the washing machine you have to be satisfied with the shreaks from the bathroom...
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1149 Posts |
Posted - 17 February 2004 : 3:13:50 PM
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LOL YUP! And if its fairly chilly in the morning, the shrieks can rival mine!!!
And I will DEFINATELY pass on the two mothers in law! My own plus his....*shakes head* Im all for packing up and moving overseas!
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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
1991 Posts |
Posted - 22 February 2004 : 10:11:20 PM
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Welcome to my world Jaz!
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Buckshot
Man Pussy
Australia
327 Posts |
Posted - 03 March 2004 : 7:06:27 PM
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Today in my junk email folder:
MomsGushCum
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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
1991 Posts |
Posted - 09 March 2004 : 1:08:24 PM
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Very appropriate insertion of your spam mail topic Buck... but one I am sure we could've all done without the mental image for! 
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talrave
Lost Soul
USA
35 Posts |
Posted - 18 March 2004 : 7:00:31 PM
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I think I have you all beat... This one had a porn ad at the bottom, with the subject line "Best Girls free of age"
An entire porn mail of engrish. (if you don't know what engrish is, goto www.engrish.com)
Without further ado, I present to you.... Engri-Porn!
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Any given round-shaped mp3 player fidgeting and her daughters little caw adheres.
A given well-crafted smart ram smiles or maybe any given round-shaped boat falls.
Their small picture stares.
Mine round well-crafted house calms-down.
Mine purple underwares stares and still her daughters purple underwares fidgeting.
Whose hairy pensil snores.
A fancy little sony sleeps.
Our green kitchen stares.
His round mouse falls.
Their purple bra arrives at the place that a given round dog calculates.
Any given beautiful bra calculates.
A odd shaped beautiful stupid hairy paper is thinking at the place that whose golden tv adheres.
The stupid silver t-shirt prepare for fight.
Her stupid exam book stares or maybe any fancy round-shaped silver spoon lies and perhaps their soft odd shaped carpet spit.
His brothers white white sony sleeps.
Her smart wine looks around.
Our round cat stares.
The expensive slopy ram stares.
Her daughters slopy well-crafted boots is on fire.
His beautiful baby snores.
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1149 Posts |
Posted - 19 March 2004 : 3:46:08 PM
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haha.....HAHA.....LOL like, WTF?!?!?!?!
strange...but funny all the same
In time, Darkness will choose a side... |
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