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Buckshot Posted - 11 August 2003 : 11:46:17 AM
Heya,

As I also have a Hotmail account I've been seeing a lot of Porno Spam with outrageous subject titles. It all started early last year with Bash Through Walls With Your Huge Cock and then one of my personal favs earlier this year with Shatter her insides with your massive beef probe - any one else got any funny subjects ?


Cheers, Buck.

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Carter3466 Posted - 28 November 2006 : 04:05:37 AM
quote:
Originally posted by

Get paid for your opinionsYou are going to hear my opinion whether I get paid or not.


"whether" is a lot more reasonable than what the others suggested.


Cary hostels
- Phoenix jobs
shy Posted - 29 August 2005 : 7:33:55 PM
Blowjobs so good the horse will have a cigarette afterwards!

Ewk!



UnknownLoser Posted - 04 July 2004 : 03:30:51 AM
"Kinky Moms up to trying anything with food products!"
Is a strange one I got.

-UnknownLoser
Quote of the week:
"Death Bringith new death" 7/2/04
[a href="http://www.Morbidness.tk" target="_blank"]Morbidness[/a]
Glasya-Labolas Posted - 25 June 2004 : 2:36:43 PM
lol

HELP! I GOT TRICKED BY A TRANNY.

GIRLS GETTING FUCKED BY 24 INCHES OF PAIN

HUGE PECKERS FUCKING

WE'RE ALL MINUTE MEN WIHT THESE EXPERIENCED MILFS

SPUNK DRUNK COLLEGE GIRLS

BEAST SEX WITH CHICKENS

WHITE GIRLS PUSSIES ARE STRETCHING WITH THESE BLACK DOGS

SREAMING SQUIRTERS!

DO U LIKE TRAILER PARK SLUTS

UM.....LOL THE LIST JUST GOES I WANT THE JOB OF CREATING THESE EMAIL SUBJECT HEADERS LOL

Caacrinolaas (aka Caassimolar, Glassia-labolas) is a high president of hell who commands 36 legions. He appears as a dog with griffin wings. He teaches liberal arts, inspires murder, makes men invisible, and predicts the future. In the Great Grimoire, he is called Classyalabolas, a sergeant sometimes mounted to Nebiros or Naberus.
Iceheart Posted - 01 June 2004 : 2:58:59 PM
On the farm cows go hard

girls with monster clits

xxx dads get wet wet wet with your hose

big boobs and giant cocks watch it here


LOL - these just get dodgier every week!

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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Iceheart Posted - 19 May 2004 : 4:03:46 PM
I have another email addy I havent checked for a couple of weeks, lol, some weird ones!

Wallop her wamma

Suck on herr choclat salty penis

Shims go whim at the sight of your monster COCK!

Her tight hole wants your slippery monster

Click here to catch her cock

Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me through the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
Mazeppa Posted - 02 May 2004 : 03:37:11 AM
YIKES!! You people sure get better ads than I! Mine are boring....

"New female sex drug! Never mind Viagara, get NIAGARA!"

mazeppa
Iceheart Posted - 30 April 2004 : 1:26:35 PM
This takes the cake for absolutely FOOKING WRONG!!!! (I didnt want to swear in capital letters )

Suck on her juicy stringy pussy cum

*looks most violated at the wording of that particular porn topic*

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Oh be still my beating heart......ok, not THAT still!
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Iceheart Posted - 27 April 2004 : 1:03:24 PM
I checked an email I havent checked in a month or so and was greeted by these. You cant half tell they're put together by people who cant speak proper Engrish.

Pussy juice - Waste not - WANT IT!

*shudder*

Fill her button overflowing, cum stains on her belly

Chew his balls make him spurt hard

Anal probing, you no you want it

Her pussy is badly tamed, whip it to fuck harder

Purple passion in her dooryway, fuck all night with our pill

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Oh be still my beating heart......ok, not THAT still!
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shy Posted - 17 April 2004 : 12:49:51 AM
Fill The Fuckholes of Our Sluts To Make Them Happy!

Deep Dildo Fucking: Fucked Tight and Raw!

A couple more that you don't need much imagination for!



shy Posted - 01 April 2004 : 09:49:26 AM
I opened my mail this morning to be greeted with a heap of emails, but there were a couple in particular that stood out that I really have to share with you... someone... somewhere... has put a lot of thought into these and they deserve a mention here...

Nasty Little Sluts: Biology Class Fuckfest!

Naughty Brunettes Begging To Be Fucked with Your XXX Monster Cock!



Iceheart Posted - 29 March 2004 : 2:10:42 PM
Your manhood is tiny, her pussy feels it not deeply

I dont care what any says - its quality over quantity
Hehehe, except when its tiny!

In time, Darkness will choose a side...
Iceheart Posted - 19 March 2004 : 3:46:08 PM
haha.....HAHA.....LOL like, WTF?!?!?!?!
strange...but funny all the same

In time, Darkness will choose a side...
talrave Posted - 18 March 2004 : 7:00:31 PM
I think I have you all beat... This one had a porn ad at the bottom, with the subject line "Best Girls free of age"
An entire porn mail of engrish. (if you don't know what engrish is, goto www.engrish.com)

Without further ado, I present to you.... Engri-Porn!
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Any given round-shaped mp3 player fidgeting and her daughters little caw adheres.
A given well-crafted smart ram smiles or maybe any given round-shaped boat falls.
Their small picture stares.
Mine round well-crafted house calms-down.
Mine purple underwares stares and still her daughters purple underwares fidgeting.
Whose hairy pensil snores.
A fancy little sony sleeps.
Our green kitchen stares.
His round mouse falls.
Their purple bra arrives at the place that a given round dog calculates.
Any given beautiful bra calculates.
A odd shaped beautiful stupid hairy paper is thinking at the place that whose golden tv adheres.
The stupid silver t-shirt prepare for fight.
Her stupid exam book stares or maybe any fancy round-shaped silver spoon lies and perhaps their soft odd shaped carpet spit.
His brothers white white sony sleeps.
Her smart wine looks around.
Our round cat stares.
The expensive slopy ram stares.
Her daughters slopy well-crafted boots is on fire.
His beautiful baby snores.
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@~Akhkharu Uggae~^@
shy Posted - 09 March 2004 : 1:08:24 PM
Very appropriate insertion of your spam mail topic Buck... but one I am sure we could've all done without the mental image for!


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