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shy
Crypt Keeper
 
Australia
1991 Posts |
 Posted - 14 January 2004 : 11:04:08 AM
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Originally posted by peters
there were no pictures of naked horses there though 
Naked horses? Hmmm... I don't think I am going to ask Peter... 
Shy
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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
1991 Posts |
Posted - 21 January 2004 : 08:15:09 AM
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Got another one this morning worth mentioning...
Naughty, Naked Sluts in Sperm Bath
Told ya Jaz... tis good for the skin!
Shy
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
 
Australia
1149 Posts |
Posted - 21 January 2004 : 11:14:12 AM
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WTF is with this whole bathing in sperm thing - YUK! Sticky and smelly - how the fuck can that be doing your skin any good lol?
Is anyone else getting inundated with Paris Hilton porno? Is this for real is it someone who looks like her?
Paris Hiltons Pussy In Your Face
I'll pass thank you! She isn't good looking enough - the whole i-can-see-your-hip-bone thing really doesnt do it for me!
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Buckshot
Man Pussy
Australia
327 Posts |
Posted - 21 January 2004 : 11:35:26 AM
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Originally posted by Jazimarne
Is anyone else getting inundated with Paris Hilton porno? Is this for real is it someone who looks like her?
It's her for real - the guy responsible for originally going public with the video is in the process of being sued as far as I heard.
Cheers, Buck.
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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
1991 Posts |
Posted - 21 January 2004 : 10:33:38 PM
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And Buck would know Jaz! He is an expert on all things with tits and a pervert to boot... can wait till he hits 'dirty old man' status... *sigh*
Shy
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1149 Posts |
Posted - 22 January 2004 : 5:31:01 PM
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eewww - dirty old men....*shudder* thats just wrong lol is there a big age gap between you guys? (forgive me if I have this wrong, but you talk of each other like you're married/together....)
Well its certainly upped her celebrity status - sounds more like a publicity stunt than kiss and tell business tho. 
I mean God, if you were the heir to the Hilton FORTUNE, would you be making home videos and then NOT taking the tape with you?!?!?!?!?!?! DUH! Blondes like her give the rest of us the nickname "Ditzy" LOL!
No that I don't support making home movies  , I mean hay, whatever gets you going right! But shes just yuk looking - Hip bones are gross when they're that visible. 
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Buckshot
Man Pussy
Australia
327 Posts |
Posted - 23 January 2004 : 6:39:41 PM
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Another message board I hang on out on was paying out on the Hilton sisters before she came out to Australia for the Melbourne Cup - it was while she was here that the video hoo-ha errupted.
From what this US based message board was saying both the Hilton sisters are basically mega rich skanks with the combined IQ of a peice of day old unbuttered toast.
The video of her is really crappy quality - it looks like it's been shot with a night scope or something - like watching raunchy Iraq bomb camera footage. You think for someone that wealthy her home porno would have better production values !
And yeah she is waaay to thin - I've seen some pictures of her where she looks like C-3PO she's so gangly and in her home porno she looks like the Gelfling female from The Dark Crystal.
Cheers, Buck.
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1149 Posts |
Posted - 27 January 2004 : 2:29:02 PM
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roflmao at Buckshots previous description of Paris Hilton.
Well, that just about sums it up then!
A dirty minded male friend of mine downloaded her so-called porno and you cannot tell it is her and the quality is totally dodgey. And it is so a set-up! Its not real sex at all, its sex for the film - dodgey still. But he had this cool vid of this hot as italian chick named Anya and her 3 girlfriends in some spa somewhere......nice
Anywho, I take it Buck that you wont be watching the TV show about the Hilton girls on the farm, lol.
I'm gonna give that one a miss...the girls are hat dodgey they'll will prolly jump the nearest aminal and give it a go....grosst
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Buckshot
Man Pussy
Australia
327 Posts |
Posted - 07 February 2004 : 08:16:59 AM
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Well I finally got received my first entry worthy porno spam for 2004:
“Make your meatstick drag on the ground”
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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
1991 Posts |
Posted - 08 February 2004 : 10:08:29 PM
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Knock down trees with your giant cock
Now this... I would like to see!
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Buckshot
Man Pussy
Australia
327 Posts |
Posted - 09 February 2004 : 10:00:21 AM
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"penetrate deeper with you huge rod"
It's even funnier when there are errors !
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Buckshot
Man Pussy
Australia
327 Posts |
Posted - 10 February 2004 : 10:58:17 AM
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"When you're this big, they call you Mister"
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1149 Posts |
Posted - 10 February 2004 : 11:15:40 AM
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"Ding your Dong in her Hong"
wtf is a "hong" ?!?!?!?!
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Buckshot
Man Pussy
Australia
327 Posts |
Posted - 10 February 2004 : 11:44:02 AM
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Originally posted by Jazimarne
Is anyone else getting inundated with Paris Hilton porno? Is this for real is it someone who looks like her?
Paris Hilton Sues Over Internet Sex Tape
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Reality TV star Paris Hilton has sued a Panama-based Internet company for $30 million, claiming that it illegally distributed a now-infamous tape of her having sex with an ex-boyfriend.
Hilton, who describes herself in the Los Angeles Superior Court lawsuit as a model and actress, sued Kahatani Ltd. for violation of privacy, illegal business practices and infliction of emotional distress.
The 22-year-old socialite -- best known as star of the Fox reality TV show "The Simple Life" -- seeks $15 million in actual damages and another $15 million in punitive damages.
Hilton, whose grandfather founded the Hilton hotel chain, asserts in the lawsuit that the grainy, black-and-white videotape depicts her and then-boyfriend Rick Solomon in "intimate relations" and was not meant for others to see.
"Hilton intended the videotape only for personal use and never intended or consented that it be shown to anyone else or distributed to the public," the lawsuit says.
Solomon, a video entrepreneur, in November sued Hilton and her family, claiming that they slandered him by suggesting that he took advantage her.
teehee !
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Buckshot
Man Pussy
Australia
327 Posts |
Posted - 11 February 2004 : 09:38:05 AM
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"PumpingPoleOfPenilePower"
Gosh I've been blessed this week with porno spam huh ?
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