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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
 
Australia
1149 Posts |
 Posted - 29 March 2004 : 2:10:42 PM
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Your manhood is tiny, her pussy feels it not deeply
I dont care what any says - its quality over quantity 
Hehehe, except when its tiny!
In time, Darkness will choose a side... |
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shy
Crypt Keeper
 
Australia
1991 Posts |
Posted - 01 April 2004 : 09:49:26 AM
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I opened my mail this morning to be greeted with a heap of emails, but there were a couple in particular that stood out that I really have to share with you... someone... somewhere... has put a lot of thought into these and they deserve a mention here...
Nasty Little Sluts: Biology Class Fuckfest!
Naughty Brunettes Begging To Be Fucked with Your XXX Monster Cock!
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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
1991 Posts |
Posted - 17 April 2004 : 12:49:51 AM
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Fill The Fuckholes of Our Sluts To Make Them Happy!
Deep Dildo Fucking: Fucked Tight and Raw!
A couple more that you don't need much imagination for!
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1149 Posts |
Posted - 27 April 2004 : 1:03:24 PM
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I checked an email I havent checked in a month or so and was greeted by these. You cant half tell they're put together by people who cant speak proper Engrish.
Pussy juice - Waste not - WANT IT!
*shudder*
Fill her button overflowing, cum stains on her belly
Chew his balls make him spurt hard
Anal probing, you no you want it
Her pussy is badly tamed, whip it to fuck harder
Purple passion in her dooryway, fuck all night with our pill
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Oh be still my beating heart......ok, not THAT still!
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1149 Posts |
Posted - 30 April 2004 : 1:26:35 PM
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This takes the cake for absolutely FOOKING WRONG!!!! (I didnt want to swear in capital letters  )
Suck on her juicy stringy pussy cum
*looks most violated at the wording of that particular porn topic*
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Oh be still my beating heart......ok, not THAT still!
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Mazeppa
Zombie
 
USA
897 Posts |
Posted - 02 May 2004 : 03:37:11 AM
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YIKES!! You people sure get better ads than I! Mine are boring....
"New female sex drug! Never mind Viagara, get NIAGARA!"
mazeppa |
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1149 Posts |
Posted - 19 May 2004 : 4:03:46 PM
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I have another email addy I havent checked for a couple of weeks, lol, some weird ones!
Wallop her wamma
Suck on herr choclat salty penis
Shims go whim at the sight of your monster COCK!
Her tight hole wants your slippery monster
Click here to catch her cock
Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me through the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight. |
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1149 Posts |
Posted - 01 June 2004 : 2:58:59 PM
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On the farm cows go hard
girls with monster clits
xxx dads get wet wet wet with your hose
big boobs and giant cocks watch it here
LOL - these just get dodgier every week!
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Glasya-Labolas
Ghost
 
Australia
66 Posts |
Posted - 25 June 2004 : 2:36:43 PM
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lol
HELP! I GOT TRICKED BY A TRANNY.
GIRLS GETTING FUCKED BY 24 INCHES OF PAIN
HUGE PECKERS FUCKING
WE'RE ALL MINUTE MEN WIHT THESE EXPERIENCED MILFS
SPUNK DRUNK COLLEGE GIRLS
BEAST SEX WITH CHICKENS
WHITE GIRLS PUSSIES ARE STRETCHING WITH THESE BLACK DOGS
SREAMING SQUIRTERS!
DO U LIKE TRAILER PARK SLUTS
UM.....LOL THE LIST JUST GOES I WANT THE JOB OF CREATING THESE EMAIL SUBJECT HEADERS LOL
Caacrinolaas (aka Caassimolar, Glassia-labolas) is a high president of hell who commands 36 legions. He appears as a dog with griffin wings. He teaches liberal arts, inspires murder, makes men invisible, and predicts the future. In the Great Grimoire, he is called Classyalabolas, a sergeant sometimes mounted to Nebiros or Naberus.
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UnknownLoser
Poltergeist
 
USA
302 Posts |
Posted - 04 July 2004 : 03:30:51 AM
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"Kinky Moms up to trying anything with food products!"
Is a strange one I got.
-UnknownLoser
Quote of the week:
"Death Bringith new death" 7/2/04
[a href="http://www.Morbidness.tk" target="_blank"]Morbidness[/a] |
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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
1991 Posts |
Posted - 29 August 2005 : 7:33:55 PM
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Blowjobs so good the horse will have a cigarette afterwards!
Ewk!
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Carter3466
Corpse
Austria
5 Posts |
Posted - 28 November 2006 : 04:05:37 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by
Get paid for your opinionsYou are going to hear my opinion whether I get paid or not.
"whether" is a lot more reasonable than what the others suggested.
Cary hostels
- Phoenix jobs
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