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Posted - 24 April 2006 :  12:10:37 PM  Show Profile  Visit cookcook's Homepage  Send cookcook an ICQ Message Send cookcook a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The ten most important people in a woman’s life

1.The doctor because he say, “Take off your clothes.”
2.The dentist because he says, “Open wide.”
3.The hairdresser because he says, “Do you wan it teased or blown?”
4.The milkman because he says, “Do you want it in front or in back?”
5.The interior decorator because he says, “Once you have it in you’ll love it.”
6.The banker because he says, “If you take it out to soon, you’ll lose interest.”
7.The police officer because he says, “Spread ‘em.”
8.The mailman because he always delivers his package.
9.The pilot because he take off fast and then slows down.
10.The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and eats what he shoots.


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