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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by cookcook[/i] [br]The ten most important people in a woman’s life 1.The doctor because he say, “Take off your clothes.” 2.The dentist because he says, “Open wide.” 3.The hairdresser because he says, “Do you wan it teased or blown?” 4.The milkman because he says, “Do you want it in front or in back?” 5.The interior decorator because he says, “Once you have it in you’ll love it.” 6.The banker because he says, “If you take it out to soon, you’ll lose interest.” 7.The police officer because he says, “Spread ‘em.” 8.The mailman because he always delivers his package. 9.The pilot because he take off fast and then slows down. 10.The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and eats what he shoots. http://recipes.cybernetclub.com - recipe collection [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature. Check here to subscribe to this topic.