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Wayward
Ghost
 
USA
119 Posts |
 Posted - 10 May 2005 : 1:20:55 PM
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i'm terrible in bed and i know it, kuz i'm a damn virgin. Lmao.
but my girl doesnt mind one bit... i'm 17 and she's 25. Wee~ :)
well, if nothing else i'mma learn quick.
all i know is how long it takes to do it manually.(lol) and i'm not stupid enough to think that if it takes 40 minutes for me to pop it off, that it's going to take 40 minutes to get it popped off.
i personally think that... it's much more unattractive if you are bad, and you're constantly moping around about it. insecurity leads to jealousy- which makes for an unsatisfying relationship to say the elast...
then, the only thing worse than that would have to be someone who thinks they're the god of d*ck...
btw, mine aint big. I'm straightforward about it.
i make jokes either way, but i know that i dont know. ladies, when it comes to virgin guys and somewhat experienced girls, you cant expect much of anything the first time. sorry. You'd better love us.
i've got a poor complexion and i need some situps. I'm straightforward about that too.
you're going to raise us up, and teach us what all the fuss is about.
and mostly, when someone has it for their first time- (that is the emotional type of person, has it for his or her first time, not just the fuckaround ungh ungh i love sex types) it's more than likely that the virgin will fall HARD for whoever he or she has sex with.
i have the fortune of falling first :P sappy motherfu*ker right? well yeah. but i got the right to be, i got it.
This has been Me reporting as a double-fu*king-agent, Thank you.
oh, this was originally going to be a reply to "One for the ladies ;)" in funny stuff, but i decided to post it here.
yeah, ok.
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Haematomania
Ghost
USA
211 Posts |
Posted - 11 May 2005 : 09:03:27 AM
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Well Wayward,thank you for that lovely biography on the cherries of today.I'll happily add that my bestfriend will ONLY fuck virgins for the unexplain result most of the time!
Back to you Wayward-as the view switches back to him-.
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
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Wayward
Ghost
USA
119 Posts |
Posted - 18 May 2005 : 11:00:22 PM
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she or he?
girls who ONLY fuck virgins are much different from guys...
guys seem to Take more.
but i suppose if someone gets thrown away like a dirty napkin after, both male and female virgin fuckers are just as bad. lol
the reason i kind of like my girl being a bit older is that sort of... Oh no i shouldnt! kind of mentality. lol, i like the idea of going for it anyways. :) i'm 17, she's 25. let the good times roll..,
oh, and feeling just a bit like the other person feels like they're taking advantage of you is- reallly appealing. i want to be hovered over and grinned at- only wish i didnt know what would happen next. would add more to it :)
lol. complex, huh? I dont think a lot of guys are this complex when it comes to sex.. |
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Haematomania
Ghost
USA
211 Posts |
Posted - 19 May 2005 : 08:25:07 AM
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My friend is a she b.t.w and complex you say?More like casual likenings if you ask me,complex is romance then "true" love making...not hovering(lmao).And the grinning thing would freak me the FUCK out if my boyfriend grinned at me while we was bumping&grinding;,might I add I'd prolly hit him in some way:).
Age really has nadda to do with experience in sex bud,I like my men older and bigger then I.Not for mentality but for wisdom in life(no cheating little gansta wanna bes usually)and I like them bigger cuz well...I'm sort of a dominating female so they got to be bigger and badder then me to take me on-big smile-.
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
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Miss_Emma
Lost Soul
 
Sweden
26 Posts |
Posted - 19 May 2005 : 9:58:25 PM
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Ask how she wants things.
Let your instincts guide you...then expand the horizons from there...
At all cost. |
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Wayward
Ghost
USA
119 Posts |
Posted - 21 May 2005 : 11:14:20 AM
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i mean a grin Before- like, right before. like, haha... You're getting nailed.
you like em bigger because you're dominating- meaning you like to dominate big guys? or you like them to take control of you? :P
*intrigued* :P :P :P
and instincts arent skill... but i dont know if i want to be "skilled"
in sex i mean. well, i do but-- conflicting!... i mean that i dont want to be good in bed because i dont want to be... uhh... that oriented with sex. but if i am to be in a real relationship...
iunno. it's not as bad if your skill comes from one person that you love, right? |
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Haematomania
Ghost
USA
211 Posts |
Posted - 22 May 2005 : 03:03:18 AM
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lol@the grin befor nailing you.
And for your questions towards me i'll let you think long and hard on it:).
Instincts I find have some-what of a play in it but not to much.I tried going on mine at first and all that happened was painful and embarrosing so yeah...lol.
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
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Miss_Emma
Lost Soul
Sweden
26 Posts |
Posted - 23 May 2005 : 02:52:24 AM
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About the instincts thing...I started out having instincts that guided me very well through what the guys needed. I am really happy for having them intact still...
Furthermore...remember that a good licking always takes you higher...
At all cost. |
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Haematomania
Ghost
USA
211 Posts |
Posted - 23 May 2005 : 08:56:02 AM
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Well they work for some and they dont work for others,just gotta try them out I guess Miss Emma.
What brought up licking?!?!Some women actually dont like it(I have met one befor believe that or not,lol).And if you do lick them they get very very pissed very very quickly,lol.
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
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Wayward
Ghost
USA
119 Posts |
Posted - 26 May 2005 : 09:34:19 AM
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i havent gone down, but- for some reason- i really really want to. i want to be uber-skilled. like, LEZBIAN SKILLZ~ rofl.
but serious, i do.
there's an element of control over what happens with absolutely no danger of embarassing yourself (cept those guys that try to put their nose inside... who would want that?!??) |
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Haematomania
Ghost
USA
211 Posts |
Posted - 27 May 2005 : 03:15:31 AM
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LMAO!You poor thing you.
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
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Wayward
Ghost
USA
119 Posts |
Posted - 30 May 2005 : 07:39:58 AM
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well... today i am no longer a virgin.
i expected it to be like it was- but i thought there was something "OH MY GOD IT'S SO AMAZING"
all these movies that say it's amazing- i liked holding her better.
it wasnt like i was bad- she came while riding me in 6-8 minutes or so.
only reason it took That long was rhythim... why didnt you all tell me that rhythim is almost all that matters? when she's coming down, you push up... that kind of info/
well, i got it right, and she came.
i didn't lol. (well, i did a bit later)
the number one thing i thought would happen- didnt.
i didnt come to soon. when she was riding me, i could've laid there for hours and not come... is that strange?
i ended up rolling her on her back a lil while later, i came that way.
jesus h christ that shit takes the energy out of your legs and arms.
i loved her before and i still love her.
i'm still just as goofy as i was- i dont notice a change.
only thing is that- i know what i've always felt.
i put more value- and get more out of just holding.
not that it cheapens sex- sex is good.
but, sex isn't something i can say would change anything in my life. i dont want to go out and fuck people, now that i know what it feels.
and now... i guess, the worst thing to come from it is... how i feel about people i know that've cheated on someone...
it's just... not THAT amazing- not THAT overwhelming. not overwhelming enough, not good enough to betray a relationship over...
i dont understand how anyone NEEDS sex.
i guess i needed it once, just to be able- or allowed to talk about it like this.
out of everything, i can take with me... iunno- just, this sense of confidence and trust in my girl now.
i cant explain it that well- bein naked together sealed any kind of deal. no insecurities anymore... i've never been more happy with someone. i've never respected anyone this much without being in denial about something.
she's... she's the only girl i can put confidence and trust, without doubts.
and d'oh, she smokes... any remedies for smoke smell on breath? it wasnt overpowering, but it made it a little less enjoyable. she smoked after the first time, and not before.
every element was perfect- it's not like we're 2 amazingly good looking people, it's not like i've got a 9 inch dick and she's (what's the thing for girls? i know guy's is size...)
well, it was perfect for me. i got to find out that i wasnt that bad, i got to learn- and, first time giving oral had her convulsing and pulling herself all over the bed (moaning really loudly)
Weeee, mebe i can work on this too. i want lez skillz. no, not LESS, LEZ. |
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Haematomania
Ghost
USA
211 Posts |
Posted - 31 May 2005 : 02:23:42 AM
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Lol,I dont honestly get into details on sex with others other then my best friends:Psorry bud.
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
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Wayward
Ghost
USA
119 Posts |
Posted - 05 June 2005 : 01:51:30 AM
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after, she was really sore- really really sore.
turns out she has cancer- lots of it. bad.
ehh... |
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Haematomania
Ghost
USA
211 Posts |
Posted - 05 June 2005 : 07:39:58 AM
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Uterus(spell check) cancer?Oh.....not good....not good at all:(.
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
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Wayward
Ghost
USA
119 Posts |
Posted - 12 June 2005 : 04:06:22 AM
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well, turns out that she doesnt want me around at all while she's sick
doesnt want to talk to me.
i freaked out about it- of course. and i havent heard from her in a while. i think i only have about 2 days left before she leaves for tenessee. Gogo... |
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sex (Generic subject, huh? :P )
