| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Wayward |
Posted - 10 May 2005 : 1:20:55 PM
i'm terrible in bed and i know it, kuz i'm a damn virgin. Lmao.
but my girl doesnt mind one bit... i'm 17 and she's 25. Wee~ :)
well, if nothing else i'mma learn quick.
all i know is how long it takes to do it manually.(lol) and i'm not stupid enough to think that if it takes 40 minutes for me to pop it off, that it's going to take 40 minutes to get it popped off.
i personally think that... it's much more unattractive if you are bad, and you're constantly moping around about it. insecurity leads to jealousy- which makes for an unsatisfying relationship to say the elast...
then, the only thing worse than that would have to be someone who thinks they're the god of d*ck...
btw, mine aint big. I'm straightforward about it.
i make jokes either way, but i know that i dont know. ladies, when it comes to virgin guys and somewhat experienced girls, you cant expect much of anything the first time. sorry. You'd better love us.
i've got a poor complexion and i need some situps. I'm straightforward about that too.
you're going to raise us up, and teach us what all the fuss is about.
and mostly, when someone has it for their first time- (that is the emotional type of person, has it for his or her first time, not just the fuckaround ungh ungh i love sex types) it's more than likely that the virgin will fall HARD for whoever he or she has sex with.
i have the fortune of falling first :P sappy motherfu*ker right? well yeah. but i got the right to be, i got it.
This has been Me reporting as a double-fu*king-agent, Thank you.
oh, this was originally going to be a reply to "One for the ladies ;)" in funny stuff, but i decided to post it here.
yeah, ok. |
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| queen_bee |
Posted - 18 July 2006 : 05:32:50 AM
oh my gosh thats sad but uh hope your first was great
boo |
| unforgiven |
Posted - 11 January 2006 : 9:19:28 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Haematomania
I dont blame ya man,I feel your pain.
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely.
you feel his pain? which lover of yours do you not have there for you anymore?
_-unforgiven-_ |
| Haematomania |
Posted - 28 September 2005 : 6:59:18 PM
-huggies-It will be ok soon I'm sure of it bud
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
| Wayward |
Posted - 28 September 2005 : 10:38:53 AM
no harm done unknown. i was a little mad when i first saw what you posted and how oblivious you were, but now its alright.
i found a better girl. one without kids. rofl, shes 16 tomorrow and i've never been happier. actually, i'm realistic about it. we've had ups and downs already that worked out perfectly without any remaining anger or anything. we're both touchy, but we're both sentimental. she lets down her defenses with me- (BEYOND RARE) she has NO friends- at all. she refuses all contact, basically. and, i'm the one who gets it.
i feel teh special.
thanks Haematomania, you helped me up off the floor.
now my only problem is my abusive mother and the 30 thousand in credit debt she has in my fucking name. |
| Haematomania |
Posted - 27 September 2005 : 3:32:13 PM
-laughs some-
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
| UnknownLoser |
Posted - 27 September 2005 : 12:24:20 PM
Truthfully not the whole thing. I guess I should have.
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| Wayward |
Posted - 15 September 2005 : 3:50:28 PM
did you read this topic at all? |
| Wayward |
Posted - 12 July 2005 : 4:27:21 PM
she knew she had cancer before she came to see me.
i dont know what she wanted...
she knew i wasnt a father figure for her kids, she knew she had cancer, she knew she was going to ditch me
she just wanted a fuck? iunno... |
| Haematomania |
Posted - 05 July 2005 : 12:48:15 PM
I dont blame ya man,I feel your pain.
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
| Wayward |
Posted - 04 July 2005 : 6:59:23 PM
her head on my chest, waking up- looking at me barely, before she even woke up she was smiling......... i want it back |
| Haematomania |
Posted - 26 June 2005 : 12:55:01 PM
Well screw here then man!You prolly can do better:P.
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
| Wayward |
Posted - 25 June 2005 : 9:14:35 PM
it is doubtful.
there are many a rumor that she's faking cancer and everything.
ehh...
iunno what to think. i just know that i'm blocked on msn.
i'll be fine, she's better than my last relationship- even with all this.
sorry took so long to reply. i really like this forum, but- going to forums is hard to remember.
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| Haematomania |
Posted - 20 June 2005 : 01:55:31 AM
....
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
| Wayward |
Posted - 19 June 2005 : 7:36:49 PM
sofar so bad. some of my friends have been talking to some of her friends.
the cancer might not even be real. she might've just ditched me. |
| Haematomania |
Posted - 12 June 2005 : 4:52:20 PM
Oh my God man,I'm sorry.....she will be back right?
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
