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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
 
Australia
1157 Posts |
 Posted - 27 May 2004 : 4:26:40 PM
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A woman was very nervous about her first date with a man she'd been attracted to for a long time. When he came to her door, she started to feel gassy and realized the chili she'd had for lunch had been a bad idea. Being a gentlemen, he carefully put her in the car and shut the door for her, as he walked around to his side, she farted loudly and quickly opened the window and began fanning. She was horrified when he got in and pointed to the back seat saying "Have you met my friends, Ruth and Bob?"
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Dear Darla.
I hate your stinking guts.
You make me vomit.
You're scuuuumm between my toes.
Love Alfalfa.
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Ascended Monkey
Crypt Keeper
 
Australia
91 Posts |
Posted - 27 May 2004 : 5:21:02 PM
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Hmmm,
are we talking a been based chilli or something a bit less gasious.
Anyhow,I guess she was just setting the atmosphere for the evening.
Even squashed frogs have feelings. (Sticky and wet.) |
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 28 May 2004 : 10:36:41 AM
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Nothin beats Heinz Baked Beans in Ham Sauce  
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Dear Darla.
I hate your stinking guts.
You make me vomit.
You're scuuuumm between my toes.
Love Alfalfa.
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Mazeppa
Zombie
 
USA
897 Posts |
Posted - 29 May 2004 : 1:11:52 PM
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A good first impression is indeed important........
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 01 June 2004 : 11:56:39 AM
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Yeah, let her rip...literally
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
897 Posts |
Posted - 02 June 2004 : 06:01:24 AM
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Well, Ruth and Bob had something to gossip about.....but I would hate to have a relationship based on a FART joke.....hard to live down......and even though this is a legend, as I find it hard to believe she could naught SEE Ruth and Bob in the backseat, it is stil pretty funny....
*Got a WHooPee cusion?*
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 02 June 2004 : 11:29:32 AM
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Good point.....but I spose being night time and being preoccupied with her date and, knowing she really HAD to let one rip, it kep ther attention elsewhere. I can get into a car and not notice the back seat.
DO you think they'd go and see a movie marathon or a smell-a-thon
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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halceldama
DOA
USA
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Posted - 03 June 2004 : 09:38:39 AM
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[quote]Originally posted by Iceheart
A woman was very nervous about her first date with a man she'd been attracted to for a long time. When he came to her door, she started to feel gassy and realized the chili she'd had for lunch had been a bad idea. Being a gentlemen, he carefully put her in the car and shut the door for her, as he walked around to his side, she farted loudly and quickly opened the window and began fanning. She was horrified when he got in and pointed to the back seat saying "Have you met my friends, Ruth and Bob?"
Y'know, I can actually trace this urban legend back to it's original source. This was actually a tv commercial from several years ago that only aired ('cuse the pun) a few times because of its raciness. Not sure what the product was they were advertising, but I recall it being one of the funniest ads I've ever seen. For some reason, people have forgetten that this ever aired and have now passed it off as a legend.
"No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close." from INVISIBLE MONSTERS by Chuck Palahnuik |
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 03 June 2004 : 12:09:19 PM
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Greetingz halceldama 
A TV ad?! Lol, I doubt was aired here in Australia 
How typical - all the good ads have such a short lifetime
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
897 Posts |
Posted - 05 June 2004 : 10:46:57 AM
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Excellent assesment......I missed that commercial 'cause I stopped watching T.V. about 5 years ago. Maybe it was a pork and beans ad?
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Jade_Delicious
Ghost
 
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Posted - 06 August 2004 : 4:47:59 PM
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oh my lord how embarassing, i would just DIE!
what if you were the friends
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Shelly Manson
Lost Soul
 
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Posted - 09 August 2004 : 10:46:09 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
LOL i'm done that's funny mmkay!
Time has come..
It is quite clear...
Our ANTICHRIST...
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sohai
Lost Soul
Malaysia
37 Posts |
Posted - 07 January 2006 : 8:19:47 PM
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Do you know, I read something like this
before. There is a guy who loves baked beans, but seldom eats them as it causes
him to fart. Well, one day on his birthday he was driving home along the highway, his
car broke down. He managed to call his mechanic but the workshop was quite far from his home. So, he called his wife and told her that he would be late. Next to the workshop was a diner and he popped in and
ordered his favourite baked beans. On the way home, he felt like farting but didn't
do so until he reached home. The moment he reached home, his wife took him by the hand and blindfolded him for a surprise party. Just as she seated him by the table, the phone rang and she went to answer it, not before making him promise not to take a peek. While she was gone, the guy could't control it anymore and decided to release his fart. Thinking he was alone, he released it, it was real loud and he himself had to gasp for air. After farting, he straightened his suit and sat still, so that his wife would not suspect anything. Pretty soon, she came back (after a long phone conversation) and; taking off his blindfold, shouted, "SURPRISE" The man expected to see a spread of food. To his horror, seated around the table was his boss and his wife, his parents and in-laws, as well as his next door neighbour with his family, all with disgusted looks on their faces. |
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Fart Date
