Give birth to this!
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Topic:
Topic author: Iceheart
Subject: Give birth to this! The world's largest mammal, the blue whale, weighs 50 tons at birth. Fully grown, it weighs as much as 150 tons.
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Posted on: 02 September 2004 2:59:02 PM
Message:
faaaarrrrk that off!
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Reply author: UnknownLoser
Replied on: 06 September 2004 09:50:29 AM
Message:
Owww!
Thanks alot Jazz, and I was dreading the birth of my child! (When I have one, I figure'd I'd wait until I'm 16 like everyone else.)
Reply author: Mazeppa
Replied on: 06 September 2004 11:11:25 AM
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Wait 'till at LEAST 21, unknown winner, untill you decide you wish to shit out a watermelon. *OOOPPPPPs. slaps himself*
mazeppa
From Earth to Sea,
Clouds carry me.
From Sea to Earth,
I turn at birth.
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 06 September 2004 2:09:07 PM
Message:
I say this friendly - my nickname is spelt like this:
JAZ.
One Z.
Thank you 
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Reply author: UnknownLoser
Replied on: 07 September 2004 03:19:49 AM
Message:
Well, Sorry JaZ.
And Robat, I was being scarcastic. 
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 07 September 2004 09:42:05 AM
Message:
Well if you're going to call me Jaz, spell it right! lol
I cant even contemplate how much 50T is................apart from fucking heavy!
And I thort a friend's 11.2lbs baby was big 
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Reply author: Mazeppa
Replied on: 08 September 2004 04:11:42 AM
Message:
Ok you two,.....just don't go dating any SPERM Whales!
mazeppa
From Earth to Sea,
Clouds carry me.
From Sea to Earth,
I turn at birth.
Reply author: UnknownLoser
Replied on: 08 September 2004 04:58:01 AM
Message:
Lol!
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 08 September 2004 10:46:28 AM
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Mmmmmm, no sperm whales and no guppies either.
The male guppy fills the girl guppy up with enough sperm to let her inpregnate herself for months on end 
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Reply author: Mazeppa
Replied on: 08 September 2004 12:29:37 PM
Message:
I do that also, but naught to GUPPIES!
mazeppa
From Earth to Sea,
Clouds carry me.
From Sea to Earth,
I turn at birth.
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 08 September 2004 1:01:32 PM
Message:
quote:
I do that also, but naught to GUPPIES!
Just what to say in order to NOT get urself laid
bleh
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Reply author: UnknownLoser
Replied on: 09 September 2004 05:12:11 AM
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Haha. Those poor girls go without sex for months because of joo Robat. 
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 09 September 2004 09:03:24 AM
Message:
Uber gross.
GIrLs lIkE thEIr PAntIEs fUll Of yOUr mAn-jOOce
Hahahah, I signed into a hotmail account last night and that subject heading was in my junkmail folder..........lmao excuse me while I go hurl at the thought of walking around in cum-filled knickers 
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Reply author: Mazeppa
Replied on: 12 September 2004 03:49:33 AM
Message:
I all-ways thought of you in 1840's Bloomers.........with a tight bodice!!!!
mazeppa
The more I know of people, the more I like my DOG!
Reply author: UnknownLoser
Replied on: 29 September 2004 02:44:21 AM
Message:
I think I was 8lbs at birth, and my mom swears I was the biggest baby ever. Haha.
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