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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
 
Australia
1157 Posts |
 Posted - 02 September 2004 : 2:59:02 PM
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The world's largest mammal, the blue whale, weighs 50 tons at birth. Fully grown, it weighs as much as 150 tons.
faaaarrrrk that off!
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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UnknownLoser
Poltergeist
 
USA
306 Posts |
Posted - 06 September 2004 : 09:50:29 AM
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Owww!
Thanks alot Jazz, and I was dreading the birth of my child! (When I have one, I figure'd I'd wait until I'm 16 like everyone else.)
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Mazeppa
Zombie
 
USA
897 Posts |
Posted - 06 September 2004 : 11:11:25 AM
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Wait 'till at LEAST 21, unknown winner, untill you decide you wish to shit out a watermelon. *OOOPPPPPs. slaps himself*
mazeppa
From Earth to Sea,
Clouds carry me.
From Sea to Earth,
I turn at birth. |
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 06 September 2004 : 2:09:07 PM
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I say this friendly - my nickname is spelt like this:
JAZ.
One Z.
Thank you 
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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UnknownLoser
Poltergeist
USA
306 Posts |
Posted - 07 September 2004 : 03:19:49 AM
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Well, Sorry JaZ.
And Robat, I was being scarcastic. 
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 07 September 2004 : 09:42:05 AM
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Well if you're going to call me Jaz, spell it right! lol
I cant even contemplate how much 50T is................apart from fucking heavy!
And I thort a friend's 11.2lbs baby was big 
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
897 Posts |
Posted - 08 September 2004 : 04:11:42 AM
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Ok you two,.....just don't go dating any SPERM Whales!
mazeppa
From Earth to Sea,
Clouds carry me.
From Sea to Earth,
I turn at birth. |
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UnknownLoser
Poltergeist
USA
306 Posts |
Posted - 08 September 2004 : 04:58:01 AM
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Lol!
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 08 September 2004 : 10:46:28 AM
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Mmmmmm, no sperm whales and no guppies either.
The male guppy fills the girl guppy up with enough sperm to let her inpregnate herself for months on end 
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
897 Posts |
Posted - 08 September 2004 : 12:29:37 PM
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I do that also, but naught to GUPPIES!
mazeppa
From Earth to Sea,
Clouds carry me.
From Sea to Earth,
I turn at birth. |
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 08 September 2004 : 1:01:32 PM
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quote:
I do that also, but naught to GUPPIES!
Just what to say in order to NOT get urself laid
bleh
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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UnknownLoser
Poltergeist
USA
306 Posts |
Posted - 09 September 2004 : 05:12:11 AM
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Haha. Those poor girls go without sex for months because of joo Robat. 
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 09 September 2004 : 09:03:24 AM
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Uber gross.
GIrLs lIkE thEIr PAntIEs fUll Of yOUr mAn-jOOce
Hahahah, I signed into a hotmail account last night and that subject heading was in my junkmail folder..........lmao
excuse me while I go hurl at the thought of walking around in cum-filled knickers 
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
897 Posts |
Posted - 12 September 2004 : 03:49:33 AM
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I all-ways thought of you in 1840's Bloomers.........with a tight bodice!!!!
mazeppa
The more I know of people, the more I like my DOG! |
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UnknownLoser
Poltergeist
USA
306 Posts |
Posted - 29 September 2004 : 02:44:21 AM
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I think I was 8lbs at birth, and my mom swears I was the biggest baby ever. Haha.
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Give birth to this!
