WEIRD & BIZARRE : Weird & Bizarre March 2003 One Burger, Hold the Rabies JACKSON, Tenn. - Ozzy Osbourne developed a stigma by biting the head off a bat. A horrific incident, even for Ozzy, no one found the spectacle to be humorous. Needless to say, when a Tennessee teenager thought it would be pretty funny if she served one of her fast food customers a dead bat burger the joke didn't go over very well. The 21-year-old customer went to a local hospital's emergency room after biting into the bat sandwich. He tested negative for rabies. What she thought was a practical joke could turn into up to six years behind bars and a possible $3,000 fine. Even though the victim sunk his teeth into the winged-creature like Ozzy, he won't be getting his own reality television series. What Does Geography Have to Do With Singing? During a world tour, teen British singing sensation Charlotte Church told a sold out audience, "I love being in AMERICA. You have all the shopping and stuff." The only problem was that the concert was in Toronto, Canada. She was a little confused by the icy silence that greeted the comment, but continued to belt out 'Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire' anyway. It wasn't until she made it backstage that she was told of her mistake. To her credit she did go back on stage and say, "I'm sorry. I DO love Canada. Toronto's one of my favorite cities. I know you think I'm lying now - but I'm not." The Canadian audience didn't buy it. I've got Monkeys in my Pants LOS ANGELES, California -- Customs officials opened his suitcase and a bird of paradise flew out, but that was nothing compared to what they found in his pants -- a pair of pygmy monkeys. Californian Robert Cusack has been sentenced to 57 days in jail for trying to smuggle the monkeys, a total of four exotic birds and 50 rare orchids into Los Angeles Airport after a trip to Thailand. The two monkeys in this case, who were 3 and 4 months old when confiscated at the airport, are now at the Los Angeles Zoo, while all four birds have died. BACK TO TOP

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