OTTAWA, Canada - There's
something fishy about this story, A woman in Ottawa flung baggies filled
with tuna around Fanny's Cabaret after she was fired from the strip club the day
before. According to Det. Dan Brown, the 34-year-old stripper returned to the
club at about 12:30 p.m, intent on resuming her duties. She was again told she
did not work there, and that's when the tuna hit the fan. This episode saw
baggies filled with tuna dumped around the strip club's coat check and champagne
rooms, covering tables, chairs and walls. After her "fish fit," the woman
emptied two canisters of pepper spray near the bar of the club. The pepper spray
and stench of tuna overcame seven employees and six patrons
in the club, who began pouring out the front door. The woman was charged with
assault, theft, administering a noxious substance and possession of a prohibited
weapon.
