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WEIRD & BIZARRE
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Archive 1998 |
 He Killed The Messenger |
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HONG KONG - She told his parents of his misbehavior at school and he
cracked her head against a wall. Apparently, 12-year-old Han Xiaoyi
lured his teacher out of the classroom at a high school in Changsh and
then kicked and beat her. The teacher died of a hemorrhage. According
to published reports, Han was a poor student and was often in trouble
at school. |
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Witches Unite |
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BUCHAREST - They are upset
over the increasing number of imposters, so the witches and seers in Romania are
setting up their own labor union. Clairvoyant Madame Lucretia said that dozens
of women are claiming to be descendants of the famous witch Omida, who died 30
years ago, and are exploiting her fame to attract customers. "Many people are
stealing our clients," Madame Lucretia said over her cellular phone. The number
of fortune-tellers in Romania has soared in recent years after the fall of
Ceausescu's communist regime. Lucretia says that many people are pretending to
tell the future, so only those who can "prove their ability to tell the future
and lift evil spells will be admitted" to the union. |
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World's Largest Penis Extension |
COPENHAGEN (25-11) - A man
with a mere 1.77 inch penis has set a record by having his penis extended to
7.48 inches.
Doctor Joern Ege Siana said that a combination of post-surgical stretching and
surgery had lengthened the 42-year-old patients flaccid member 5.7 inches. Siana,
who made the announcement in a press release and the Internet, could not be
reached for comment.
A colleague, Jes Bech Mueller, said Siana was busy operating. Siana said,
"Admittedly this case is unique, as penis enlargement is typically in the range
of five to seven centimeters. (2 to 2.7 inches)" |
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Man Suffocated By Car |
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DELTONA, Fla. (24-11) - A
66-year-old man was crushed by his car and suffocated to death. Apparently
Matthew T. Zacharczyp got out of his vehicle, walked 38 feet in front of it, and
crouched down, possibly to call his dog to him. The dog had a history of running
off. While Zacharczyp was calling for it, the car started rolling, traveling
between 2 to 3 m.p.h.. A woman driving down the street saw the man kicking from
under the car. The front left tire was on Zacharczyp's legs, and his head was
centered beneath the vehicle, leading police to believe that he suffocated,
since the injuries weren't enough to kill him. The dog was later captured by the
Deltona animal control. |
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Body Part Munchies |
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After an argument with a
colleague, an Indian construction worker said he wanted to whisper something
important in his ear. Instead, he bit off the man's ear. Vinayak Kadam has been
arrested for assault. "He said he ate the ear for fun," a police officer was
quoted as saying. |
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Top Cop |
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A British police officer
was charged with faking a gun attack on his patrol car and making up a story
about being stabbed, all because he wanted his fellow officers to like him.
Michael Taylor, 41, was placed on two-year probation and ordered to receive
psychiatric treatment. |
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What A Gas! |
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A British Gas employee
has been locked up by seven disgruntled elderly women after a dispute with the
gas company. The seven women, with an average age of 78, decided to detain the
worker inside a room at their old people's home because the gas company demanded
money after their facility went all electric 13 months earlier. |
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Tongue Tale |
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A fast food manager was
able to dial 9-1-1 with his tongue after being tied up during a store robbery in
Lacey, Washington. The unidentified man lifted the cordless phone receiver with
his nose and dialed the numbers with his tongue. |
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Killing Affair |
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ST. PAUL (31-10) - A
35-year-old woman had an unusual shopping list: a chain saw, knife, .22-caliber
rifle, bullets, a video on how to use the weapon and a pizza. Kathryn Bourgoin
then went home and shot her husband, fed her kids pizza, and then crawled into
bed with her dead husband. At about 12:15 a.m. she was unsuccessful in her
attempt to commit suicide using the same weapon. She was charged with second
degree murder in the death of her husband Steven Bourgoin, 34. Police found the
rifle, knife and videotape in the house, and the chain saw was found in the car.
Apparently, the woman was angry about an affair. |
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Realistic Research |
TEHRAN (11-05) - An
Iranian writer beat up his wife and locked her in her room for hours to get her
reactions to her pain to use for a "realistic" novel that he was writing. The
man often took notes after beating his wife. "He would scrutinize me and take
notes as I was squirming in pain," the unidentified woman was quoted as saying.
The woman has filed for divorce, but the man said he would not consent to a
divorce because he "was only taking advantage of slight problems between them to
get notes for his novel." The man, a salesman at a local bookstore, has never
finished writing a book but has published several short stories in several
periodicals. The husband apologized to his wife, saying that he loved her, and
may face a possible jail term if his wife does not forgive him. |
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Washing Death |
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BOMBAY (11-06) - An
8-year-old boy accidentally killed his baby brother when he put him inside a
washing machine in an attempt to lighten his skin. The boy was trying to imitate
a television advertisement in which a dirty teddy bear came out clean after
being placed inside a washing machine. "He thought he could turn his
dark-skinned one-and-half-year-old brother fair-skinned if he put him through a
washing machine," Sanjha Jansatta newspaper reported. |
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Jailhouse Rock |
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Thailand's Deputy
Interior Minister Vatana Asavahame had announced that male prisoners will be
allowed to have sex with their wives in "special" prison rooms. The program is a
"morale booster" for the prisoners. How about female inmates? "We are afraid it
will lead to legal problems if they get pregnant," Minister Asavahame said. |
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Smokin' |
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A
17-year-old German juvenile suffered severe burns after trying to
burst open a cigarette vending machine by spraying hair spray inside
the coin slot and igniting it.
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