DON'T FORGET THE MOTOR CITY
Date Added : 05/05/2000

DETROIT, MI - One of the most bizarre airplane hijack attempts recently occurred on a flight from New York to Detroit. The incident did not make national news, but we have uncovered it in a local paper. A man jumped out of his seat, brandished a gun and declared, "This is a hijack, take me to Detroit."
When the stewardess informed him that the plane was already heading to Detroit, the man sat down without another word. He was arrested immediately after the plane landed.

NEO-NAZI DOES NOT SEE
Date Added : 05/05/2000

FT. LAUDERDALE, Florida - Donald Leroy Evans has been nabbed as the prime suspect for killing a local prostitute. Evans has petitioned the court for two unusual requests. First on the petition agenda was his desire to be allowed to wear the white robes of the KKK. Secondly, Evans wanted to change his name to Hi Hitler, so everyone, when reading the charges, would refer to his idol. It seems that Evans watched a lot of documentaries and thought the Nazis chanted "Hi Hitler" instead of "Heil Hitler."

NO BREAST, NO MARRIAGE
Date Added : 05/05/2000

CAIRO - A man filed suit in an Egyptian Court to get his marriage annulled because he had recently discovered, after 20 months of marriage, that his wife only had one breast. He accused his wife of deliberately misleading him by omitting the fact that she was born without her right breast. He argued that this compromised her femininity, and could pose potential health risks during pregnancy. A medical examiner was consulted and reported that she was perfectly healthy and able to fulfill her marital obligations. Puzzled about the 20 month discovery time? Some couples in rural Egypt practice conservative sex, and generally do not take off all of their clothes.