The sheriff of a small
college town took his new deputy to a "make-out spot" where the
students often went "camping" for a romantic evening. The deputy stuck
his head in the tent and told them they were in a lot of trouble and
he wondered what their parents were going to think about this. The boy
offered to pay a fine or whatever to get out of this, but the deputy
told him there was only one way of getting out of this jam and looked
lecherously at the young half-naked girl. After taking advantage of
the young and obviously underage girl, he stepped out and the sheriff
told him with a grin, "It works every time." The sheriff crawled into
the tent unzipping his pants eagerly and told the girl it would be
over in a minute when he looked at her face and recognized his fifteen
year-old daughter.
