A
man in a convenience store bought a bottle of Coke that tasted
funny, upon closer inspection he found a mouse in the bottom of the
bottle. He was "permanently sickened" by the incident.
Douching with Coca-Cola will prevent pregnancy.
The New Coke fiasco was actually a clever marketing ploy.
Coca-Cola
became a carbonated drink when a soda jerk accidentally mixed
Coca-Cola syrup with soda water.
The modern image of Santa Claus in a red-and-white suit is
derived from advertising illustrations created for The Coca-Cola
Company.
A tooth left overnight in a glass of Coca-Cola will dissolve.
Snapple
supports Operation Rescue, a right-wing organization that tries
to shut down women's health clinics, and the Ku Klux Klan,
another right-wing group. The ship on the label is a slave-ship.
- It didn't help that Rush Limbaugh was a spokesman for the company.
Tropical Fantasy,
an inexpensive fruit drink that is marketed mainly in inner-city an
low-income areas is owned by the Ku Klux Klan and contains a
drug that causes sterility.
The secret ingredient in Corona is urine.
During a regular six-month cleaning of the vats Dr Pepper is
mixed in, the skeleton of a missing worker was found in the bottom -
his tie still wrapped around a bar of the stirring machine.
When cows are milked, sometimes there is a great deal of blood that
comes out along with the milk. This tainted milk is non-saleable,
except to the makers of pre-packaged chocolate milk, since the cocoa
hides the blood. And chocolate milk makers get the milk at quite a
bargain.
Evian
is "naive" spelled backwards, because people who pay 2 bucks for a
bottle of water are.
