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URBAN LEGENDS : Baby Or Butterball?	Date Added MAR 2003
It was the night before Thanksgiving, and a young couple decided to go out on the town after spending several tiring months caring for their new baby. The couple was a bit worried when they met the baby sitter. She was dressed as if she was an extra in the movie Hair, and smelled like the inside of a bong. Not that we know what that smells like. In any case, the parents went out, in spite of their misgivings. (It's hard to find a sitter, after all.) During dinner, the young mother became so worried that she rushed to a pay phone and called home. The baby sitter assured her that everything was fine, in fact she had just preheated the oven to start baking the turkey. Back at the table, the husband asked what the baby sitter had said. When his wife told him, he frowned and said, "We didn't have a turkey in the fridge." Worried, they called for the check and rushed home. Their fears were justified. The baby sitter was crazed on drugs, and had just finished basting the infant with gravy--and was just about to pop her into the scalding hot oven.
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