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shy
Crypt Keeper
 
Australia
2014 Posts |
 Posted - 30 January 2004 : 5:00:41 PM
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A Romanian woman bit through her boyfriend's penis when he spilt hot oil on her as she was performing a sex act on him while he was cooking their supper.
Doctors spent four hours rebuilding the damaged organ and, while they think he will not lose it, they doubt it will ever work again.
A Bucharest University Hospital spokesman said Virgil Cures was frying chips when girlfriend Ana went down on her knees and started to give him oral sex. He jerked the pan, hot oil fell on her head and she was so shocked that her teeth clamped shut.
His girlfriend also has a bald patch on the top of her head where doctors cut away the hair to treat the burn, but say she will make a full recovery.
From his hospital bed, Cures told Romanian papers: "We were just having a bit of fun and all of a sudden there was this incredible pain.
"I think I must have passed out when I saw all the blood, but the doctors have done a great job. I am only hoping now that it will all work again properly, given time."
Cures's girlfriend refused to comment and locked the door when approached at the couple's home.
Speaking through the door, she said: "If you want to know what happened, ask the neighbours. They don't care who they talk to and think they know everything any way."
Story filed: 15:12 Wednesday 8th November 2000
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TheBlairBitch
Ghost
 
Australia
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Posted - 02 February 2004 : 9:20:10 PM
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She should know not to eat dessert before dinner 
....Out of the bottomless pit comes the little horn, "Little Horn is born".... |
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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
2014 Posts |
Posted - 05 February 2004 : 11:06:43 PM
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This is just more evidence to support the fact that those things should not be in our mouths! 
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TheBlairBitch
Ghost
Australia
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Posted - 06 February 2004 : 3:33:44 PM
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hahaha, yes I agree Shy.
But what man do you know that doesn't try to push your head down there at one point....I think they're pretty game if u ask me. Especialy after reading this.
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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
2014 Posts |
Posted - 06 February 2004 : 8:50:23 PM
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Originally posted by TheBlairBitch
But what man do you know that doesn't try to push your head down there at one point....
In my circle this is called doing the "Joe Pesci". Which was taken from the 1995 movie Casino, where Joe Pesci and Sharon Stone are having an affair and he grabs the back of her head and pushes it into his crotch. Its a pretty memorable scene and quite hilarious as the guys I have seen the movie with all comment on how they wouldn't do *that* to a woman, but now they constantly quote how often they do the "Joe Pesci"....
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TheBlairBitch
Ghost
Australia
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Posted - 08 February 2004 : 11:42:26 AM
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Haha, I love the movie Casino. And as soon as you mentioned the "Joe Pesci" I knew exactly what you meant....lol
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Tiffs
Ghost
Australia
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Posted - 12 February 2004 : 10:06:50 AM
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Another bloke that deserved what he got men have been expecting us to suck their cocks for centuries its about time us girls fought back
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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
2014 Posts |
Posted - 12 February 2004 : 3:27:29 PM
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I don't think men have been *making* us suck their cocks for centuries Tiffs... 
Its quite pleasurable for both (or all) participants if done correctly... or so I am told 
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
 
Australia
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Posted - 12 February 2004 : 3:42:45 PM
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lol, when you think about it, oral sex is actually quite disgusting....especially from a girls point of view. You men keep your goodies stashed in undies all day getting sweaty and smelly, coz u dont wipe yourselves when you urinate, then expect us to willingly sucked the juice out of it. eeewww
what I say - Bath it, then beg me.
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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
2014 Posts |
Posted - 12 February 2004 : 4:14:06 PM
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Bad point really Jaz... especially when you think about our loot bag. Where do we keep our good stuff? -- Tucked up inside in places that you can't even reach to wipe!
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 17 February 2004 : 11:59:20 AM
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Well, I dont think its a bad point really, they're goodies at the end of the day would be disgustingly smelly and grubby, I aint sucking that.
True aout ours tho, most men don't know how to reach them unless you train them. 
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Tiffs
Ghost
Australia
108 Posts |
Posted - 18 February 2004 : 2:25:21 PM
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How can i be doing it wrong shy? you put it in your mouth and suck. it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure it out, thats why blondes are so good at it
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sohai
Lost Soul
Malaysia
37 Posts |
Posted - 14 January 2006 : 1:56:01 PM
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| Guidelines to Oral Sex: Clean sexual organs before sex acts thoroughly. no sex acts while doing dangerous things, like cooking. |
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mindcontrol
Corpse
 
India
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Posted - 25 January 2006 : 8:43:11 PM
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these cases crop up about twice or thrice a year on varied continents. usually it's deliberate lol... anyone remember lorena bobbitt?
anyways, i COULD debate on what's easier to keep hygienic, a penis or a vagina. but i won't
guys, keep your tools clean and well oiled. if it's going in her mouth, it's pretty much the same scene on the molecular level as it going in yours
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Miss_Emma
Lost Soul
Sweden
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Posted - 28 January 2006 : 07:14:27 AM
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Sweet story....love, hot oil and then the pain.
And on the issue of giving head, I give head if it looks fresh. I do however tend to succeed having them give me head til both are too tired to do anymore of the sex thing.
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Woman bites through boyfriend's penis
