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Posted - 02 February 2007 :  03:46:27 AM  Show Profile  Visit voyadjer's Homepage  Send voyadjer an ICQ Message Send voyadjer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My
father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men
and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good he will go home with some guy and stay with him all
night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little
Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National
Committee on Hillary Clinton's 2008 presidential campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."


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