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Ascended Monkey
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Ascended Monkey

Australia
91 Posts

Posted - 22 August 2005 :  10:04:27 PM  Show Profile  Send Ascended Monkey an ICQ Message  Click to see Ascended Monkey's MSN Messenger address Send Ascended Monkey a Private Message  Reply with Quote
we all know dead people groan on occasion when being moved, however farting is much more common.

maybe crimescene police should be equipped with caulking guns?





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UnknownLoser
Poltergeist
UnknownLoser

USA
306 Posts

Posted - 04 September 2005 :  05:55:45 AM  Show Profile  Visit UnknownLoser's Homepage  Send UnknownLoser an AOL message  Click to see UnknownLoser's MSN Messenger address  Send UnknownLoser a Yahoo! Message Send UnknownLoser a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dead people groan? OHHHHTHATSWEIRD. It's like 'Hey Grandpa I'll shake your hand one last time..", "-groan-"
That would scare me so much.



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mistresskitty
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mistresskitty

Canada
254 Posts

Posted - 11 October 2005 :  07:31:50 AM  Show Profile Send mistresskitty a Private Message  Reply with Quote
dead people do not "groan" it is trapped air escaping from their trachea making it sound like a groan. they dont "fart" either most gas in the body is located in the stomach which is bacteria reproducing from the host who has become deceased.

take it from someone who worked at a funeral home.
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Ascended Monkey
Crypt Keeper
Ascended Monkey

Australia
91 Posts

Posted - 15 October 2005 :  3:42:11 PM  Show Profile  Send Ascended Monkey an ICQ Message  Click to see Ascended Monkey's MSN Messenger address Send Ascended Monkey a Private Message  Reply with Quote
well, taking it from someone who has seen it happen personally, when rolling a deceased person from the back onto their side they FARTED... (Person rolling them over got a face full of fart gas, jumped up, ran outside and vomitted) Very Very funny.

On of the major dictionarys ( Oxford i think??) describes a fart as "A small explosion between the legs".

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and has feathers, its a duck...





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nobtis
Corpse
nobtis

USA
16 Posts

Posted - 05 July 2006 :  1:37:53 PM  Show Profile  Visit nobtis's Homepage  Send nobtis an AOL message  Click to see nobtis's MSN Messenger address  Send nobtis a Yahoo! Message Send nobtis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dead people sure do fart. It is very rare to hear the "groan" but noise can be heard sometimes when a body is moved and air escapes. BTW, hair and fingernails do not grow after death...that is an old wive's tale.
~~Nobtis
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