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Wayward
Ghost
 
USA
119 Posts |
 Posted - 06 May 2005 : 06:47:58 AM
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A man was urinating in a public restroom- at a urinal.
A midget walked in, started urinating in the urinal next to the man.
The man noticed the midget looking over and tried not to pay any attention.
The midget then started to stare- noticably.
The man turned his head to the midget and said, May i ask what you think you're doing?
the midget replied, OH! Sorry man! it's just been 3 years since i had my balls straight blown off me. i havent seen a pair like mine until now- it's been 3 years!
the man said - Uhh...
The midget reassured, Dont worry about it! i'm just remeniscant. Hey, can you do me a biiiig favor?
The man replied.. what do you need?
The midget ran and got a stepping stool, set it up next to the man and climbed up to get a better look.
Alright, said the midget- here's the favor! Can i touch them? Its a strange request, i know! but please man, lemmie touch em?
The man nodded his head.
The midget reached out- Grabbed hold tight and said "Gimmie your wallet or i'll jump."
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Haematomania
Ghost
USA
208 Posts |
Posted - 06 May 2005 : 08:12:29 AM
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-eye twitches-
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
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Wayward
Ghost
USA
119 Posts |
Posted - 10 May 2005 : 12:48:05 PM
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| this was the last joke i thought someone would reply to. the other two are much better. Sorry, put it here anyways. :) this section of the forums seemed pretty lifeless. |
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Haematomania
Ghost
USA
208 Posts |
Posted - 11 May 2005 : 08:31:19 AM
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I think that joke may of killed some brain cells actualy...if you guys can believe that with Miss.Ol'blondie-big smile-!
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
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Wayward
Ghost
USA
119 Posts |
Posted - 21 May 2005 : 11:28:10 AM
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hehe.
ok, how about this-
TRUESTORY
my ex had these 3 cats- all named after candybars.
first one was named kit kat, second was named butterfinger- and the third was named snickers.
well, kit kat got run over one day. i was talking to her about it and i said, shouldnt you change kit kat's name to mounds?
or if it was a big-rig, Reices Pieces? |
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Haematomania
Ghost
USA
208 Posts |
Posted - 22 May 2005 : 03:06:54 AM
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LMAO!Now thats mean and funny,at the same time...I'm so proud of you-claps-.
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
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Wayward
Ghost
USA
119 Posts |
Posted - 26 May 2005 : 09:39:03 AM
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she was the 2nd worse relationship i've ever had.
total neglect, mental manipulation to make me think that it was my fault, ended up getting to where if i spoke up, she ignored me more.
waited 3 years to date her, waited another 2 for her to speak. when she finally did it was to end us. how miserable. |
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Haematomania
Ghost
USA
208 Posts |
Posted - 27 May 2005 : 03:17:28 AM
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I'm sorry bud,but thats really how it is most of the time.Just gotta take the good with the umm-cough- nasty(perhaps??).
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
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Wayward
Ghost
USA
119 Posts |
Posted - 30 May 2005 : 07:48:41 AM
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nah, she laughed her ass off when i told her the joke.
wasnt malicious. |
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sallyminx
Ghost
United Kingdom
55 Posts |
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Wayward
Ghost
USA
119 Posts |
Posted - 04 July 2005 : 7:18:25 PM
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UnknownLoser
Poltergeist
 
USA
290 Posts |
Posted - 08 July 2005 : 05:29:00 AM
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Lol.
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Wayward
Ghost
USA
119 Posts |
Posted - 12 July 2005 : 4:31:20 PM
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post#100...
Woot. LET IT be SPAM! OHNOES
ok just kidding, that cheapens it.
my joke = successWOOT |
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Haematomania
Ghost
USA
208 Posts |
Posted - 05 August 2005 : 02:17:06 AM
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LMAO!!
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
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Wayward
Ghost
USA
119 Posts |
Posted - 31 August 2005 : 6:09:09 PM
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i live. #2
harhar. more jokes!? OKAY~ i mean, no. i'm tapped.
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Haematomania
Ghost
USA
208 Posts |
Posted - 07 September 2005 : 11:53:30 AM
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O.o
Viewed from the Moon, Earth hangs delicatley in the sky on an oasis of life in the black emptyness of space.Nothing could be more beautiful or more lonely. |
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midget joke? Yeah, but its just a short joke.
<<<<< Giggle>>>>>> 