Once upon a time, a baby was born. The baby was fully aware of his surroundings, and could already talk. He said to the doctor- Are you the doctor who delivered me? -Yes -Thank you for delivering me with such care. Then he said to his mother -Are you my mother? -Yes -Thank you for taking such good care of me while i was in the womb.
Then he said to his father- Are you my father? -Yes. ... He motioned for his father to come close His father leaned towards him. The baby reached out and poked him on the forehead hard, 3 times -That hurts mister.