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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
 
Australia
1157 Posts |
 Posted - 26 August 2004 : 1:57:58 PM
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This is just plain nasty!
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 minutes which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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UnknownLoser
Poltergeist
 
USA
306 Posts |
Posted - 07 September 2004 : 05:09:33 AM
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Haha! Thats funny, it's like, "Sorry sir, but you can't use our bathroom, because, you shit more than any person on the planet!"
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 07 September 2004 : 09:39:33 AM
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With all that shit building up inside him.......what do you think woudl happen if he had to hold it in...............
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Mazeppa
Zombie
 
USA
897 Posts |
Posted - 07 September 2004 : 09:57:42 AM
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Hmmm, Unknown looser has twinkling stars! Like, WOW!
The scary thing is that anyone decided to measure and record the worlds biggest shit. What a crappy job! Still, 2 hours, 12 minutes is about enough time to read the latest Smithsonian Magazine.....
mazeppa
From Earth to Sea,
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 07 September 2004 : 1:46:51 PM
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2 hrs and 12 minutes is enough time for me to puddle round the house deciding what to do, only to realise after 2 hrs I did 29 different things, but nothing useful
confused 
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Jade_Delicious
Ghost
 
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Posted - 14 September 2004 : 4:32:40 PM
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oh gross. who looks at the size of the turd after it plonks into the bowl, let alone records how long it took to push it out  |
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
897 Posts |
Posted - 17 September 2004 : 2:29:17 PM
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Naught us, we only look at the way the water swirls, and wonder where it ends up.......
mazeppa
The more I know of people, the more I like my DOG! |
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 20 September 2004 : 09:56:22 AM
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Naught us, we only look at the way the water swirls, and wonder where it ends up.......
Yes, garden gnomes, magic mirrors and string......
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
897 Posts |
Posted - 24 September 2004 : 09:58:31 AM
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Bet the person who produced that CRAP was REALLY FAT!!!!!
mazeppa
The more I know of people, the more I like my DOG! |
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paulmelba
Corpse
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World's biggest shit
