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Mazeppa
Zombie
 
USA
870 Posts |
 Posted - 07 June 2004 : 1:12:00 PM
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Here in America, you flush the toil-et and the water spins clock-wise, .....in some south American countries the flush is opposite...the result the same, only back-wards, like a mirror re-flection. How do toilets flush in Aussie-land??? And YES Ice-heart, I DO realize the Earth is flat.......
An entire new topic could be wrought con-cerning why clocks run clock-wise......I have a lot of in-put on THIS one.....
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
 
Australia
1124 Posts |
Posted - 07 June 2004 : 2:09:04 PM
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Of course you realise the earth is flat Mazeppa, you have travelled thru that website on my profile revealing THE TRUTH!!! *insert Days of Our Lives style revalation music here*
In aussie-land the water flushes Anti-clockwise (and yes I did just run to the loo to double check this)
I am concerned that your water does naught flush the correct way.
Or wait, perhaps mine is not flushing correctly - EGADS, MINE TOILET IS FLUSHING MY BACKWARDS IN TIME.
I think I would freak out if I saw the water flushing the other way. Lets swap videos of this my fellow Flusher-Friend, for I am curious now as to what it looks like to see water flushing the other way.
Your Flusher-Friend from Down Under
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
870 Posts |
Posted - 08 June 2004 : 06:16:30 AM
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Holy Fuck!! My water is flow-ing the WRONG way!! I MUST be in a tyme warp......*insert Beehtoven's "Moonlight Sonata here*
The house is OLD, and the toilet should be in a toilet museum, it works, but works,,,,...../////BACKWARDS!! I strongly sus-pect that being on opposite ends of our flat earth has some-thing to do with this, but I know-est naught what, per-haps it is con-fluence of the sun's radiant energy??? Strong moon tides, witch pull on the oceans and seas, and women?? Mer-maids, per-haps THEY are the cause....I must delve deeply in-to this question.
What is a video camera
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1124 Posts |
Posted - 08 June 2004 : 3:00:57 PM
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You have MERMAIDS in your toy-let?!?!?!
I'll be there inside the week!
I'm a mermaid. Yeah, it only happens every now and then, but I am.
I'm also from outer space, closely related to DUCK DOGERS IN THE 24 AND A HALF CEEEENTURYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
I love Looney Tunes. Marvin is my Fave. Hes an uncle of mine.
"Acme Instant Martian - just add water"
Its my birthday soon, I want some of them.
So Batboy, if your loo is flushing the wrong way then that would mean it is flushing backwards into MY loo everytime I flush MY loo, which would mean when I flush MY loo, I am cdausing you're loo to flush backwards and throw you deeper into the tyme warp.
I have an idea as to how we can make your water flush properly.
And no it has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with gravity, norh and south poles, moon tides pulling on the oceans and seas, women, disruption of the atlantic ocean current, raisins looking like squished bugs eyes, coco pops not really tasting just like a chocolate milkshake OR venus and mars.
When you next need to make use of the facilities, get a stick and slosh the water round in an ANTI-CLOCK-WISE manner, then flush. THis should indicate the general direction of DESIRED flow to your IN-COM-POO-TENT toy-let, THUS making it flush in the cor-rect di-rect-shun, THUS saving you form falling too far backwards thru time.
Is there really a toy-let mu-see-um?
A video camera is a hand held recording camera which you stick a small tape into so it records your moving image.
Most ingenious.
Out of date now tho.
Most new digital cameras come with recording features.
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
870 Posts |
Posted - 10 June 2004 : 2:21:13 PM
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If I had a Mer-Maid in my toilet, I could come and go at the same tyme.......
It occurs to me that our toi-lets might be connected in some mysterious way, perhaps through the Devil's Hole????
I might perhaps use a modern high rate flow PUMP to make my toi-let water spin in the proper direction, butt to stir it with a stick? I can't de-cide whether that is weird, or just a waste of energy..........heehheee3e
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1124 Posts |
Posted - 10 June 2004 : 3:08:36 PM
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It occurs to me that our toi-lets might be connected in some mysterious way, perhaps through the Devil's Hole????
Well, just for the hell of it flush your loo, think small thorts and jump into the flushing rapids and let me no if you imerge in the Devil's Vortex...and can find your way out again...................
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
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shy
Crypt Keeper
 
Australia
1866 Posts |
Posted - 11 June 2004 : 12:25:01 AM
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What are you two freaks doing looking into your toilet bowl when flushing anyway? -- Haven't you got some cave to explore or something to restore?
Freaks!
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
870 Posts |
Posted - 11 June 2004 : 1:11:32 PM
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Question for Shy,
Witch way does YOUR water flow when you flush????? Maybe I will re-store my toy-Let when I get home, I miss my F.M.Eral connection with Ice-heart and our obviously con-nected toy-LETS.
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1124 Posts |
Posted - 11 June 2004 : 1:50:39 PM
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What are you two freaks doing looking into your toilet bowl when flushing anyway? -- Haven't you got some cave to explore or something to restore?
Freaks!
Well, I WOULD be off to see the wizard in my little yellow whale suit if my TOY-LET were flushing correctly 
You've never flushed your loo for the hell of it Shy, and wondered where the water goes? I could spend hours thinking about it
Mazeppa, our toy-lets flush opposite ways, me thinks perhaps this is the core of the Devil's Vortex...wherever our toy-lets dump, pardon the pun  , their water.........
I am thinking of an expedition...perhaps I should dig up the path the water takes to see where it goes...............then of course theres the obvious answer - THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET!!!, to drip down into space.
Must consult with Terry Pratchet on this one *reaches for novel*
Where does the water we FLUSH with COME from
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
870 Posts |
Posted - 11 June 2004 : 2:39:55 PM
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Perhaps we could meet half way through the deviles vortex that is ssoooo ob-vious-lee con-necting our spirits through our Toil-Lets! I am nearly certain that if we sin-chron-eyesed our metabolisms and watches, ex-filll-trates our liquid wastes at the same tyme, flushed our toil-LETS at the same precise in-Stance, whildt attirred in our yellow whale suits, we could all-most sir-tan-lee meet. True Love is simply a flush a-Way.
The water for the flush comes from OTHER water, It is obvious to me that horney water meats at wells in free countries, and pro-creates to produce yet more water. When water wishes to travel to also meet forein water, it does so through toy-LET flushing.flushes. It is also quite obvious that due to the fact that our Toy-O'let's flush in opposing di-erections, we are quite fated to meet. I think both Leonardo, Copernicus, and John Crapper would agree. There is a risk factor in-volved with the Devil's Vortex, but I think the strength of our spirits shall win the day.
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bloodsfire
Ghost
 
USA
134 Posts |
Posted - 12 June 2004 : 06:47:04 AM
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Perhaps if you all sumbitted to the whirl of the flush, you would be taken through the center of the earth, and come out where people walk upside down. Maybe it wasn't a rabbit hole Alice jumped down after all.
Which way do you think British toilet water swirls?
BTW Mazeppa...
Dangerous ground with the devils vortex.
Clockwise flushes could be portals to hell, counterclockwise flushes, portals to heaven.
Or vice-versa.
Or whatever...
Be mindful.
Miss Stress
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
870 Posts |
Posted - 16 June 2004 : 12:10:17 PM
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I am att-uned to all that works back-wards. Gift or curse, I do well.
Love to all'
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angel
Ghost
USA
70 Posts |
Posted - 17 June 2004 : 03:51:26 AM
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somehow i never pictured true love and destiny, and toilets and flushing in the same conversation. But when i stop being surprised and amazed life will cease being interesting
seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I am yours forever |
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bloodsfire
Ghost
USA
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Posted - 17 June 2004 : 05:06:35 AM
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Many a love has found itself swirling down the romantic toilet bowl. No love without hate, no gluttony witout waste, no dice.
All good things to those who waste........
"Say hello, to everything you've left behind....it's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it." |
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
870 Posts |
Posted - 17 June 2004 : 4:23:42 PM
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Life swirls, and flows, with the the touch of a handle,
it matters naught, if done by de- light of candle.
An Ice-Heart bath, or a Bloods-fire Angle de-light,
Which shall waken one, from such de-light?
The flush swirls ever-more,
Butt never the same,
The water shall never re-member thine name,
It flows it-self, but naught for thee, and never shall hear,
Thine lonely plea.
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1124 Posts |
Posted - 22 June 2004 : 4:17:32 PM
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Wow.
Step away from the conversation for a week and it goes down the toi-let - HA!
Anywho.
Portals to hell and portals to heaven - I would ass-ume the devils vortex contains to portal to heaven - one would never think to look for it there!
We have a fish tank in my office at work, and the other day a fish died so I flushed him down the loo.
While I was doing this I was thinking - all drains lead to the ocean, but what ocean for what toi-let system?
Here in Australia, certainly when I flush my looooooo, the water is rushing down the canals, and out into Moreton Bay, thus joining up with the Pacific Ocean, which runs into god knows waht other oceans (gimme a break, Geography was never my forte in High School) BEFORE it eventually finds its way to the De-viles vortex to meet up with your water Mazeppa.
So really, we cannot find true-love by flushing out toi-lets.
With so many molecules of water floating round in the oceans un-used, each molecule we flush from our toi-lets in going to be really really confused and end up lost LONG before it gets to the DV.
And becoming salty along the way.........
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Toi-let Spin
