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Mazeppa
Zombie
 
USA
665 Posts |
 Posted - 03 June 2004 : 5:15:50 PM
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Angel is sSSSSsso ooooo Goth, she sprouted black wings and the ate MY light bulb..........
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
836 Posts |
Posted - 04 June 2004 : 11:24:11 AM
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Well IM so goth I dont NEED candles OR lightbulbs coz my pale skin illuminates the room 
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
665 Posts |
Posted - 05 June 2004 : 10:13:12 AM
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I took the Goth quiz Iceheart put up, answered all the questions, then when I hit the GO! icon, "This page cannot be displayed" came up...... Obviously I am SssssssssOoooooo Gawth I am off the charts...
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
665 Posts |
Posted - 07 June 2004 : 11:34:44 AM
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How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Six. One to change the bulb, 5 to scream 'Turn that bloody light off!!!' "
How many necrophiliacs does it take to change a lightbulb?
"None, they prefer their bulbs dead....."
What did the Vampyre say when he looked in the mirror?
"So nice not to see you again."
How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Two, one to do it, the other to bitch about how Andrew Eldritch could have done it better."
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
836 Posts |
Posted - 07 June 2004 : 4:46:02 PM
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I laugh not for it wil detour my soul from it's current dark abode.
*yawn* Im so goth I make the black sheep of the family jealous.
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
665 Posts |
Posted - 08 June 2004 : 06:36:56 AM
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*Rolls on the floor in HIS-ter-icks*
What do you get when you cross a Goth and a toilet?
"The cisterns of Mercy."
How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
"None, the lights would naught be on any-ways."
I am soooooooo Gawth, I am plotting E-vile X-per-I-ments to blot out the sun it-self!!
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
836 Posts |
Posted - 08 June 2004 : 10:27:15 AM
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quote:
I am soooooooo Gawth, I am plotting E-vile X-per-I-ments to blot out the sun it-self!!
You no Maze-gawth, technically you cannot just go about merrily conjuring up e-vile i-de-as without an e-vile-er ass-ist-ant!!!
I shall volunteer and try naught to out-shine you with my superior in-ti-lect
Im sssssssSSSSOOOoooooo Goth I only come out at night
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
665 Posts |
Posted - 08 June 2004 : 10:44:25 AM
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Yes, Pink-Igor, I need an e-vile ass-istant in my diabolical plan. With your brilliant pale flesh, I am cer-tain we could de-vise a plot!!!!
How many goths does it take to blot out the sun?
"What is the sun? I am still trying to figure out what a LIGHBULB is.........."
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
836 Posts |
Posted - 09 June 2004 : 10:08:19 AM
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Well, e-vile m-ass-ter of the dark arts, I am sooooooo Gawth, the sun doth tremble at my very presence on this earth and therefore hides whenever I e-merge from the comfort of my dark a-bode, to grant Eternal Dark-ness in honour of my Gawth-ness, so in arn-s-er to your quest-shun of how many goths does it take to blot out the sun - tis me, just me. I do not wish to share the glory with anyone else, as I am for-ever in search of my fam-il-i-er solitude
or something like that 
*raseberry cordial with vodka and lemonade in a glass lined with strawberry topping.....yummy!!!*
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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UnknownLoser
Lost Soul
32 Posts |
Posted - 05 July 2004 : 06:08:09 AM
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OoOo I took the test also ^_^
-UnknownLoser
Quote of the week:
"Death Bringith new death, the poison hath not yeild." 7/3/04
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
665 Posts |
Posted - 05 July 2004 : 11:40:50 AM
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How many Goths does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. (Or more depending upon thine preference. I don't know how they fit IN THERE THOUGH.......)
tWO gOTHS ARE HAVING SEX. (Strange I know, but true.....) Suddenly thr goth grrrrrl comes....
"Darling, Darling!" says the boi Goth....."what's wrong?"
"No-thing" says the goth grrrrrl, "no-thing at all!" "Why?"
"You moved......."
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UndeadScourge
Corpse
 
USA
14 Posts |
Posted - 09 July 2004 : 7:08:22 PM
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this is what i am. why? because these are the words i cant go without saying in a sentence:
fuck
shit
damn
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
665 Posts |
Posted - 10 July 2004 : 06:21:19 AM
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Holy Fuck Shit Damn, does your dog REALLY fucking fucking fucking fuck DOLLS??????? Wow.......I am Soo depressed!!!
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Gothic Light bulb Jokes
