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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
 
Australia
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 Posted - 19 May 2004 : 2:01:10 PM
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This is the real apparently...4 hours later Im still shaking from the shock of seeing this. This is seriuosly FUCKED up!
They run at 20 kph, jump two metres, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you had better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.
PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are Spiders found daily in IRAQ by our troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these bastards in your tent!!
Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me through the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Mazeppa
Zombie
 
USA
884 Posts |
Posted - 24 May 2004 : 10:39:30 AM
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Holy CROW!!! I wonder if you can boil them, dip 'em in butter and eat them like a lobster.......
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1146 Posts |
Posted - 24 May 2004 : 12:54:35 PM
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As a mate of mine said when he saw this pic " WTF?!?! Do we NEED any more reason NOW to bomb Iraq?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
LOL
Well said!
Fuckn spiders injecting you with paralysing drugs and chewing off your limbs - WTF HAVE THEY BEEN CROSS BRED WITH! That is just WRONG I tell you, really really really wrong. And unnecessary. IF they cant find food by just chasing and catching it - STIFF SHIT TO THEM!
Fuckn paralysing their food - that is GAME hunting!
God arachnophobia is hardcore........
Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me through the fire.
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
884 Posts |
Posted - 24 May 2004 : 1:11:27 PM
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Well, sometimes women paralize their prey by wearing low cut tops......
Anyway, I am glad our soldiers are armed with weapons to take care of these spiders! I wonder how many are being brought back as pets that will escape and breed in your country..........
*Don't look under the bed!!!*
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Buckshot
Man Pussy
Australia
327 Posts |
Posted - 24 May 2004 : 5:30:07 PM
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Does it mention anywhere they have acid for blood ?
They look like face huggers !
Are you sure that's not from the set of the currently filming Aliens Vs Predator !?!?!?!
Screaming Spiders fuck me - napalm that whole country, please.
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1146 Posts |
Posted - 31 May 2004 : 3:08:04 PM
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Are you sure that's not from the set of the currently filming Aliens Vs Predator !?!?!?!
Didn't you hear, this thing was the real Alien but it ate the cast and crew so they booted it out and re-cast the role.
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angel
Ghost
USA
70 Posts |
Posted - 31 May 2004 : 8:11:45 PM
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i have never seen anything like that ever even in a movie. I think just seeing one would give me the big one long before it ever bit me
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1146 Posts |
Posted - 10 June 2004 : 11:50:55 AM
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Looking at this again, I honestly in all seriousness think if I ever saw one my heart would literally freeze over and I'd die of fright.
And who says Genetic Engineering is a new technology?
HELLO?!?!?! Mother Nature, what the fuck were you playing with?!
Lobster....Spider...I dont think so
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UnknownLoser
Ghost
USA
167 Posts |
Posted - 03 July 2004 : 07:18:41 AM
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Originally posted by Mazeppa
Well, sometimes women paralize their prey by wearing low cut tops......
Anyway, I am glad our soldiers are armed with weapons to take care of these spiders! I wonder how many are being brought back as pets that will escape and breed in your country..........
*Don't look under the bed!!!*
mazeppa
I'm scared now...
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Shelly Manson
Lost Soul
 
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Posted - 03 August 2004 : 05:52:46 AM
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Wow can you have them for pets? Sike naw! No but yeah that pic almost gave my grandma a heart attack! Alright! I don't know but yeah. Mmkay! That's a little scary though I can't tell are those to of them spiders or is it one great big ugly spider? I don't know but I gotta wash my beautiful black hair dye. Sike Naw! But Really I'm gonna go and do that! L8er.
Time has come..
It is quite clear...
Our ANTICHRIST...
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sallyminx
Lost Soul
United Kingdom
36 Posts |
Posted - 05 August 2004 : 07:44:58 AM
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pepper
Lost Soul
United Kingdom
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Twisted
Corpse
United Kingdom
9 Posts |
Posted - 04 September 2004 : 11:54:56 PM
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AAAAAGH why tha fuck did i click on this I knew i would regret it- i fuckin HATE spiders, i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them!!!!!! OMG, if i saw one of them i would prolly scream an cry 
The world moves fast and it would rather pass by
Than stop and see what makes one cry
It's painful and sad and sometimes i cry
And no-one cares about why
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1146 Posts |
Posted - 21 September 2004 : 2:21:06 PM
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)I don't think its a hoax.
Its just a really really fucked up aminal.
Anyone remember the movie Anaconda (they've made a sequel  ) those snakes are fukn scary, but real, just like this 8 legged freak 
(God I'm turning into such a movie buff. Thats what having the Flu does to you  )
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sallyminx
Lost Soul
United Kingdom
36 Posts |
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danielbell
DOA
4 Posts |
Posted - 15 October 2004 : 7:45:10 PM
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| That is 2 spiders shot in forced perspective. They are really not much bigger than an Australian huntsman spider. Sorry but I had to ruin it, its in my blood :) |
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Pic of HUGE spider
