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shy
Crypt Keeper
 
Australia
2014 Posts |
 Posted - 04 May 2004 : 8:11:28 PM
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Professor Aris wrote back with details of a completely new fictional character whose birthplace was a Scotch whisky distillery, whose job was a whisky consultant, and whose hobby was drinking the stuff. Who’s Who printed the lot.
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
 
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 19 May 2004 : 4:18:34 PM
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Haha, wankers.
Mind you, not a bad job hes got 'imself there 
Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me through the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight. |
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Mazeppa
Zombie
 
USA
897 Posts |
Posted - 22 May 2004 : 3:15:13 PM
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*Hick* uh, whiskey tasting and inspection is a very serious job! For one thing, the barrels are quite important, the timing, ageing, grains, it is a science one could spend a lifetime learning, distillation, temperature, ambient moisture, cellar temperature,specific gravity, people spend LIFETIMES trying to make liquid barbituate I mean alcohol actually TASTE good.....they have actually come to the point where they actually have actually almost maybe perceived that anyone on the planet can tell the difference between 10 and 20 year old booze...sooooo smoooooth! Allright, it is an esoteric endeavor, distinguishing tastes, but once I was at a wine tasting party and switched an expensive 20 year old French fine wine with Maddog 20/20, and con-niseurs were speaking most vibrantly of the aura, aroma, tintillating and most scantilizing delight of this delicate fruity beverage......I did'nt have the heart to embarass them and tell my deceitful trick, just laughed uproarously later slogging down $200 worth of "fine" wine...... Can anyone out there tell Single malt Cardhu' from Jack Daniels?? V.S. Cognac from V.S.O.P.? Brandy from Cognac? I used to be able to, but mowing the lawn fried out my taste buds........
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 23 May 2004 : 12:57:26 PM
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Mazeppa, I dunno about a few of those whiskey brands you named, but even tho your taste buds are fried, get a bottle of VAT69 and Jack Daniels! VAT68 - bleh  LOL anyone can tell the diff between those two!
Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me through the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight. |
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
897 Posts |
Posted - 25 May 2004 : 03:07:17 AM
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Wail Hail, aye knows thet if'n youse mix cheap Ripple wine with Cream soda, ya gets CRIPPLE!!! LOLOLOL.....
(Regards to Fred Sanford)
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 02 June 2004 : 1:51:20 PM
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yeah and 8 double tequila, lemonade and lime drinks gets you CRIPPLE-D
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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Into the history books – twice! [Part 2]
