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shy
Crypt Keeper
shy

Australia
2014 Posts

Posted - 27 April 2004 :  7:42:34 PM  Show Profile  Visit shy's Homepage  Send shy an ICQ Message  Click to see shy's MSN Messenger address Send shy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Embarrassed police at Southend, Essex, could not be sure whether a long-haired suspect was male or female despite his (or her) assurances that he (or she) was a man. They settled the problem by calling a police surgeon to find out whether he (or she) should be searched by a policeman or a policewoman. ‘He’ turned out to be a ‘she’.


Mazeppa
Zombie
Mazeppa

USA
897 Posts

Posted - 02 May 2004 :  03:12:28 AM  Show Profile  Visit Mazeppa's Homepage  Send Mazeppa an AOL message  Send Mazeppa an ICQ Message  Click to see Mazeppa's MSN Messenger address  Send Mazeppa a Yahoo! Message Send Mazeppa a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Did he get any hot dates from this escapade???

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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Iceheart

Australia
1157 Posts

Posted - 02 June 2004 :  1:56:35 PM  Show Profile  Visit Iceheart's Homepage  Click to see Iceheart's MSN Messenger address Send Iceheart a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Some people are born looking neutral.
Would be fun to be able to pass as either sex.
Even more fun to have all sexual organs............


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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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EzlyAmused
Corpse

USA
9 Posts

Posted - 31 August 2004 :  07:54:27 AM  Show Profile Send EzlyAmused a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I work in a police dept and we had a man (woman) arrested for public urination. Since no one knew the person, we didn't know which name to use on the arrest report. (He/She used Thomas/Thomasina) Since we weren't sure, one of the female jailers, who's, well, undecided?, if that makes sense, turned around and reached between the legs. She turned back and said, "Book with the name Thomas"

It never seems to end
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Iceheart

Australia
1157 Posts

Posted - 31 August 2004 :  09:48:10 AM  Show Profile  Visit Iceheart's Homepage  Click to see Iceheart's MSN Messenger address Send Iceheart a Private Message  Reply with Quote
LOL oh the image - you can just picture it! poor man, but then again he was groped - thats a good thing if your a bloke isnt it?!
If one has both sexual organs, and the penis is quite developed, which hole does your wee wee come out of?

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Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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UnknownLoser
Poltergeist
UnknownLoser

USA
306 Posts

Posted - 24 June 2005 :  04:42:49 AM  Show Profile  Visit UnknownLoser's Homepage  Send UnknownLoser an AOL message  Click to see UnknownLoser's MSN Messenger address  Send UnknownLoser a Yahoo! Message Send UnknownLoser a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yuckkk..If I didn't know any better I'd think jacko could be either male or FEEmale. Or Shemale. What about Manson? He has a chest but nothing else -cough- And he uh got some ribs removed..


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