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shy
Crypt Keeper
 
Australia
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 Posted - 15 April 2004 : 11:29:57 AM
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I used to work for a prosthetician, assisting in the making of false limbs. In order to make a fake leg for a client, we had to make an accurate mold of the stump. To do this, we used a powder called Co-Alginate. You mix it with water before you apply it to a patient's stump. It then rapidly solidifies into a hard gel-like yet pleasantly slick substance, which can easily be removed from the patient's stump with a firm yank.
I thought a good Co-Alginate fucking would be a great way to spend a bathroom break. I took a decent-sized jar and some Co-Alginate powder to the bathroom with me and locked the door. I mixed a little water in with the powder, got it to a nice, slimy semi-hard texture, and stuck in my dick. You can probably guess what happened next: My dick got stuck. I tugged it and tugged it but I couldn't tug it as hard as you would to get it off of somebody's leg, because it HURT and I didn't want to PULL MY DICK OFF. I actually had to yell for someone to bring me a cast-cutting saw.
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
 
Australia
1157 Posts |
Posted - 15 April 2004 : 12:37:11 PM
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roflmao
I love these contributed stories Shy!
I knew this one would be funny 
To think, there are ppl out there that stupid........*shakes head*
Still, I never could understand the attraction of fucking a blow up chic either...........that round mouth, those blank lookign eyes.......*shudder* theres something wrong with that...
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Oh be still my beating heart......ok, not THAT still!
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CAT
Ghost
 
Canada
244 Posts |
Posted - 15 April 2004 : 1:22:10 PM
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| These stories make me laugh. Some people..just, oh god what the fuck were you people thinking? Hmmmmm I think I'll stick my dick in some goo that hardens...maybe it won't harden and stick to my dick..MORONS....way to waste the tax payers dollars asshole...technically your using company material for your own personal usage...that constitutes as fraud...I want to sue this guy Lol. |
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mistresskitty
Poltergeist
Canada
254 Posts |
Posted - 15 April 2004 : 1:30:46 PM
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lol all i can do is shake my head and laugh...lol i dont know why i read these the experiences/experiencees get dumber every time
We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere. And there will be more of your children dead tomorrow. -Ted Bundy |
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sohai
Lost Soul
Malaysia
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Posted - 28 August 2006 : 3:23:55 PM
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Contributed Masturbation Story :Cock Stuck in Jar
