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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
1833 Posts |
 Posted - 12 April 2004 : 11:22:08 PM
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I was masturbating one day with a butter knife but I went in too far and cut myself. It hurt and I had to be rushed to the hospital. But after that, there was nothing wrong with me, but I never use butter knives for masturbation any more!
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CAT
Ghost
Canada
243 Posts |
Posted - 13 April 2004 : 12:35:28 AM
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| Um...find something other than a butter knife next time. I swear to god how do some people manage to breathe??!! |
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mistresskitty
Ghost
Canada
245 Posts |
Posted - 13 April 2004 : 01:31:19 AM
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if i knew anyone who used anything SHARP to penetrate themselves then i'd let them know what i think. i find that extremely beyond retarded. thats like saying hey guys lets stick this pair of scissors in my ear and find out what happens!
We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere. And there will be more of your children dead tomorrow. -Ted Bundy |
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CAT
Ghost
Canada
243 Posts |
Posted - 13 April 2004 : 06:49:10 AM
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| Lol it's true...people just need to use a little common sense...you don't just stick sharp objects inside you...how retarded. |
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
836 Posts |
Posted - 14 April 2004 : 12:28:33 PM
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Um, I'm guessing it was a chic using the knife?!?!?!
Thats really nasty, I at least hope to christ she sterilised it first..........
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CAT
Ghost
Canada
243 Posts |
Posted - 14 April 2004 : 12:54:12 PM
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| I think so....I don't really want to know hehe. |
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mistresskitty
Ghost
Canada
245 Posts |
Posted - 15 April 2004 : 1:31:48 PM
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ew if it was a guy then agh!
We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere. And there will be more of your children dead tomorrow. -Ted Bundy |
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
639 Posts |
Posted - 15 April 2004 : 4:39:03 PM
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Yikes! A butter knife? Whatever happened to good old fashioned cucumbers? They never talk back, are always there for you, don't leave a wet spot on the bed, never tell you they love you....
Really, this story is strange! I wonder if someone actually DID the butter knife thing, or fabricated the story, but then again little truly suprises me anymore!
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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
1833 Posts |
Posted - 15 April 2004 : 6:20:45 PM
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Originally posted by Iceheart
Um, I'm guessing it was a chic using the knife?!?!?!
Thats really nasty, I at least hope to christ she sterilised it first..........
Good point Jaz... but what I wanna know is if you are stupid enough to think that a butter knife could give you any more pleasure than spreading something on a piece of bread, why wouldn't you use the handle and not the blade?
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
836 Posts |
Posted - 15 April 2004 : 8:45:21 PM
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why wouldn't you use the handle and not the blade?
An excellent point Shy....especially considering how chunky some of the handles on knives, forks, spoons etc are 
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Yikes! A butter knife? Whatever happened to good old fashioned cucumbers? They never talk back, are always there for you, don't leave a wet spot on the bed, never tell you they love you....
Mmmm, cucumbers have the perfect shape, the perfect attitude and the right idea....but I really cant come at..."Like this one time, at band camp..."
LOL
I do not mind a bit of experimentation.....but I am rawwwther old fashioned 
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CAT
Ghost
Canada
243 Posts |
Posted - 16 April 2004 : 06:29:52 AM
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| Um....Is it just me? Or people are getting WAY too experimental Lol. I mean....when it comes to silverwair generally think of food...NOT that. |
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
836 Posts |
Posted - 22 April 2004 : 2:55:12 PM
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*stil lmao*
Well, the whole mickey mouse electric toothbrush thing beats cutlery for weird and bizzare!!!
Hope she didnt put toothpaste on it first...
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shy
Crypt Keeper
Australia
1833 Posts |
Posted - 28 April 2004 : 07:51:35 AM
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Originally posted by Iceheart
*stil lmao*
Well, the whole mickey mouse electric toothbrush thing beats cutlery for weird and bizzare!!!
We need to move on Jaz... 
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angel
Ghost
USA
66 Posts |
Posted - 03 June 2004 : 11:03:55 AM
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i think it is a good thing to be careful with who or what your sexuel partners are .Though they might not give you aids etc ,it seems inanimate objects could be just as dangerous. Though imagination is a wonderful thing some consideration should go into ones choice, yes cucumbers and dildos are known to be safer than knives at least
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Mazeppa
Zombie
USA
639 Posts |
Posted - 03 June 2004 : 1:58:54 PM
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I have heard that bannanas can be effectively heated in the micro-wave.......
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Iceheart
Undertaker / Pink Star Lover
Australia
836 Posts |
Posted - 03 June 2004 : 3:03:37 PM
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I have heard that bannanas can be effectively heated in the micro-wave.......
oooooo nooo. A heated banana becomes floppy and has the potential to split open and leak everywhere 
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Submitted Masturbation Story : Butter My Croissant
