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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by SlinkyKat[/i] [br][pink][font=Comic Sans MS]I read this in one of my true crime anthologies: A serial killer has abducted a prostitue and is dragging her through the woods at dusk. All the while, he's taunting her with all the horrible things he's going to do to her once they get to his favorite spot. She's screaming and crying, "I'm scared, I'm scared!" over & over. The killer looks at her and says, "[i]You're[/i] scared? What about me? By the time I'm done with you, the daylight will be long gone. I have to walk back through these woods alone and I'm afraid of the dark!"[/font=Comic Sans MS][/pink] [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature. Check here to subscribe to this topic.