| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| shy |
Posted - 23 February 2003 : 11:35:56 PM
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving right now, she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing!
I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.
[Ta for the e-mails about this post - but this story was sent to me & I haven't been kissing anyone's fathers pee-pee's of late  ]
Love, Shy xxx
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I need someone really bad... are you really bad? |
| 3 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Ascended Monkey |
Posted - 08 January 2006 : 11:41:48 PM
Out of the mouths of babes......
only children could be so honest......
Even squashed frogs have feelings. (Sticky and wet.) |
| sohai |
Posted - 08 January 2006 : 9:41:44 PM
Interpreted: The toddler saw her mum having oral sex with her dad (Normal) and grand ma is her mother's mum. |
| EvilD |
Posted - 14 March 2003 : 01:56:03 AM
Sounds like my daughter!
Evil is as Evil does, my Mama always use to say. |
