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| Buckshot |
Posted - 26 February 2004 : 9:17:25 PM
We are always on the lookout for moderators to help out here on The Crypt. If there is one particular forum here that you think you'd like to look after email myself or Shy with the details.
Cheers, Buck.
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| morbidrancorfetish |
Posted - 13 July 2006 : 11:56:23 AM
i would like to apply for any opening area that you need help for!
Consideratly Killing Me. |
| UnknownLoser |
Posted - 29 September 2004 : 03:59:55 AM
I want to be an undertaker for the freeforall, if you need anyone for there. =)
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| UnknownLoser |
Posted - 29 September 2004 : 03:58:45 AM
 Pink Chocolate?
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| Mazeppa |
Posted - 09 September 2004 : 06:50:47 AM
Hmmmmm, Planet Iceheart or Planet Jess? I am naught sure I would WEAR pink, though the orgasms for all offer IS quite attractive. What does one wear on Planet Jess? I do naught know, I must confess.
mazeppa
The more I know of people, the more I like my DOG! |
| Iceheart |
Posted - 08 September 2004 : 4:04:37 PM
*looks at Jess's House planet*
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, yeah no. Sorry but your planet sucks compared to my Planet of Iceheart
You are more than welcome to board to ship to Planet of Iceheart, however, I insist on all my guests wearing pink.......*puts on pink sunnies, slips off pink flip flops and kicks back in pink lounge chair whilst holding a pink cup of pink lemonade with a pink curly straw *
My planet is great - plenty of chocolate, vodka and orgasms for all
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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| Mazeppa |
Posted - 07 September 2004 : 09:26:03 AM
And what, pray tell, does this planet revolve around? Any active, mineable elements upon it? How hot is the surface temperature? Any known life forms? Craters?
mazeppa
From Earth to Sea,
Clouds carry me.
From Sea to Earth,
I turn at birth. |
| UnknownLoser |
Posted - 07 September 2004 : 05:37:20 AM
Yeah well here's my planet (Made quickly in paint)
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| Iceheart |
Posted - 11 June 2004 : 2:55:54 PM
Multiple orgasms, vodka flavored cake, chocolate flavoured cigrettes, a planet full of chocolate drowning in Exstacy, watching pak-man swirl around uncontrollably happy, discussing flughing toy-lets and talk of gothic-ness - *sigh* box me up and send me North
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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| Mazeppa |
Posted - 11 June 2004 : 1:58:25 PM
How aBOUT WILLY Wonka singing Ooompa-Loompa with a special pink chocolate bar swimming in a river of eccky laced chocolate river? Wearing a glow in the dark pink suit with a large bayonet clenched in his teeth to defend your planets chocolate production? He could be grimacing at multiple space inveders pre-paring to assault......whilst Pak-men swirl in ectasy due to the smell of the choc-o-let. 
mazeppa |
| Iceheart |
Posted - 10 June 2004 : 2:13:27 PM
Um, I dont wanna watch people fucking, I'll be right!
I would like the planet to have the illusion of dripping in blood tho, they would look rawther spesh 
And also, if you could put a picture of Duck Dodgers and Marvin the Martian on top of it with little flags, like int hat episode of Looney Tunes where Dodgers goes in search of Planet X, only to find Marvin has already claimed it...the fight etc bag bang tand end up blowing up the WHOLE planet except for this tiny little bit big enough for one of the them to stand on.
Is there an abundance of Chocolate Eclairs on Planet Iceheart? I shall not move in until there is. Actually, just move a few chocolate factories up there and I'll be happy
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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| Mazeppa |
Posted - 07 June 2004 : 10:24:57 AM
I suppose now you want Vampyre fangs penetrating the Ice-blew heart? How about Christopher Lee fucking Anne Rice on top of the planet? Or even better, a STAKE of dog-wood through the center of it all?
mazeppa |
| Iceheart |
Posted - 01 June 2004 : 2:46:31 PM
Oh yeah, can we re-locate this planet to the vampire forum?
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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| Iceheart |
Posted - 01 June 2004 : 2:45:38 PM
*stares at the screen grinning form ear to ear*
WOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITS A BIG HUGE PINK PLANET!
I'm so chuffed
Its pink, THE WHOLE THING IS PINK!
Thank you Shy - when can I move in?
Oh Mazeppa - thou art my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dances round the room singing "I R HAVING PINK PLANET, I R HAVING PINK PLANET..."*
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Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire.
Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
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| Mazeppa |
Posted - 01 June 2004 : 06:37:54 AM
HOLY Frckin' CROW! Oh My GOTH! This is the day the universe changed, like back when painters discovered how to paint with depth to their works.....or when colloidal silica shell mold was invented for aerocraft parts during WWTwice, then the technique was used by sculptors AND industry, or when the Guttenburg press was devised mainly due to the fact that Europe finally figured out how to make PAPER and pretty much quit writing on sheep and lamb skins (parchment and vellum.)
The planet is magnificent, the heart of great magnitudious fortitude, the pink stars a heavenly glory desended upon mortal spirits, desires and envelopes.
To gainsay naught, would be a sin upon all that is vastly good in the human spirit and contained within the mortal envelope of sentient beings exsisting properly within their ephemeral whirl. So, bronze or Mod-er-A-tion, my bargain is upheld, though you may obtain the twain, I will shortly be gone for a period, a fortnight perhaps, and com-pooter-tation shall be limited at best. I elegantly submit mine sword and armour to thine most gracious court. Come what may, the hound shall chase, and the wolfman shall have his day. In other words, a city calls to me, a most elegant construction harkens. Uh, damn good job on the celestial visual!!!
R.A.D.
mazeppa |
| shy |
Posted - 31 May 2004 : 5:12:28 PM
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Originally posted by Mazeppa
I will MOD-R-ate, when Iceheart gets a BIG, PINK PLANET, with an Ice-blew heart in the center......
mazeppa
Is this what you were after?
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