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Amazing Porno Spam Subjects
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Topic author: Buckshot
Subject: Amazing Porno Spam Subjects
Posted on: 11 August 2003 11:46:17 AM
Message:
Heya,
As I also have a Hotmail account I've been seeing a lot of Porno Spam with outrageous subject titles. It all started early last year with Bash Through Walls With Your Huge Cock and then one of my personal favs earlier this year with Shatter her insides with your massive beef probe - any one else got any funny subjects ?
Cheers, Buck.
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Replies:
Reply author: shy
Replied on: 13 August 2003 11:43:29 AM
Message: How about this one Buck...
'Girls GUSHING Girly Ejakculate on Camera'
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Reply author: shy
Replied on: 13 August 2003 8:35:39 PM
Message: And another... I get lots of spam :)
'Girls Gushing Cumm from their tight pussies'
- Where is Conan when you start talking about girls cumming?
Shy --------------------------------------------------------- If I throw a stick, will you leave? shy@shyscyberchamber.com ICQ : 41364914 ---------------------------------------------------------
Reply author: shy
Replied on: 04 October 2003 01:00:28 AM
Message: Sadly since getting back from a weeks holiday, all my exciting spam seems to have dropped off considerably. I have gone from girlies ejaculating to plain old horse sex subjects. Boring!
Anyone else noticed a drop off in the imaginative porno spam subjects?
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Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 09 October 2003 3:48:08 PM
Message: Lol, it seems the longer you've had ur hotmail addy for, the more ur email address has been sold around the world, so the porn invites are more.....um......interesting  These just sound wrong! "Sloppy Sheep Seconds" "Mega cock cravers turn to horses pics included!" "wondering where your ARM WENT yep she sat on it"
hmmmmmmm
Just on the odd chance you run into a vampire, please give them my email address and tell them to contact me :D
Reply author: Buckshot
Replied on: 17 October 2003 08:38:45 AM
Message: Just got another interesting one today:
"Hammer her cum catcher"
Ew.
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Reply author: Buckshot
Replied on: 21 October 2003 10:46:41 PM
Message: Here's a nice one - I like the sound of this:
"No cost to you boobies"
Sounds good to me.
Cheers, Buck.
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Reply author: shy
Replied on: 26 October 2003 11:13:18 PM
Message: Couldn't resist this one....
"Evil Bitches On Vacation Hunting Men Tourists!"
My other favourite at the moment is.... "Men hunted for their meat" Unfortunately I cannot get passed the cannibalistic nature of this email so I cannot considered it porn, but I am sure others can see the porn nature....
Shy --------------------------------------------------------- You call me bitch, like it's a bad thing!? shy@shyscyberchamber.com ICQ : 41364914 ---------------------------------------------------------
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 27 October 2003 1:10:19 PM
Message: Haha! Men hunting....hmmmmmmmm, which breed are "in" this season?!  I got the "No cost to ur boobies" one and also "Amazon chics bare their big ones"....sounds nice 
"Denn die Todten reiten Schnell"
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 05 November 2003 5:34:28 PM
Message: *rolls around laughing hysterically* WOA! I have had WAAAAY to much chocolate today, but anyways...a mate and I were comparing porn subject lines coz she got a really good one:
"Pound Her j l Porch with your fjl Garden Hoe k"
I thought this was just wrong as well, funny, but wrong "Tear open her snake pit"
HAHA! sick.
*thinks* Glow in the dark condoms.........ITS A LIGHT SABER!!!!!!!!! LMAO
Iceheart - I don't love you, you don't deserve it.
Reply author: Buckshot
Replied on: 06 December 2003 11:35:11 AM
Message: Well the Porno lords of the internet have certainly put their imagination on hold as lately all we seem to be getting is porno spam about the infamous Paris Hilton home video.
Things like "See Paris get banged" is about as imaginative as it gets.
Cheers, Buck.
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Reply author: shy
Replied on: 08 January 2004 01:07:15 AM
Message: Got some more for you... hot off the outlook express from tonight's email....
Gangbang Wars: Pints of Cum on Jenna's Tongue!
Pints! I don't believe it would be pints... but then Jenna is a very talented girlie!
Naughty Teen Cumsluts Bare it All!
Cumsluts! Now thats a word I haven't heard since high school!
Oh and one for all my fellow brunettes out there...
Brunettes are Perfect Ass Cumwhores!
... they must be finished harrassing the blondes! Well - bring it on baby!
Shy --------------------------------------------------------- Friends will help you move. Real friends will help you move bodies! shy@shyscyberchamber.com ICQ : 41364914 ---------------------------------------------------------
Reply author: shy
Replied on: 08 January 2004 01:11:43 AM
Message: Sorry, forgot this one... not really a porno one, but the girlies will get where I am coming from....
Get paid for your opinions
You are going to hear my opinion whether I get paid or not... paying me is just encouraging me 
Shy --------------------------------------------------------- Friends will help you move. Real friends will help you move bodies! shy@shyscyberchamber.com ICQ : 41364914 ---------------------------------------------------------
Reply author: peters
Replied on: 14 January 2004 01:50:21 AM
Message: quote: Originally posted by Jazimarne
These just sound wrong! "Mega cock cravers turn to horses pics included!"
I got this one today! there were no pictures of naked horses there though 
Peter S ---------------------------- May the force be with you!
Reply author: bernard
Replied on: 14 January 2004 02:04:49 AM
Message: Have you people not heard of filters?
Regards,
Bernard ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Most people would rather die than think: many do.
Reply author: shy
Replied on: 14 January 2004 11:02:34 AM
Message: quote: Originally posted by bernard
Have you people not heard of filters?
Wouldn't that remove all the fun from e-mail Bernie?
Shy --------------------------------------------------------- Friends will help you move. Real friends will help you move bodies! shy@shyscyberchamber.com ICQ : 41364914 ---------------------------------------------------------
Reply author: shy
Replied on: 14 January 2004 11:04:08 AM
Message: quote: Originally posted by peters
there were no pictures of naked horses there though 
Naked horses? Hmmm... I don't think I am going to ask Peter... 
Shy --------------------------------------------------------- Friends will help you move. Real friends will help you move bodies! shy@shyscyberchamber.com ICQ : 41364914 ---------------------------------------------------------
Reply author: shy
Replied on: 21 January 2004 08:15:09 AM
Message: Got another one this morning worth mentioning...
Naughty, Naked Sluts in Sperm Bath
Told ya Jaz... tis good for the skin! 
Shy --------------------------------------------------------- Friends will help you move. Real friends will help you move bodies! shy@shyscyberchamber.com ICQ : 41364914 ---------------------------------------------------------
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 21 January 2004 11:14:12 AM
Message: WTF is with this whole bathing in sperm thing - YUK! Sticky and smelly - how the fuck can that be doing your skin any good lol?
Is anyone else getting inundated with Paris Hilton porno? Is this for real is it someone who looks like her? Paris Hiltons Pussy In Your Face I'll pass thank you! She isn't good looking enough - the whole i-can-see-your-hip-bone thing really doesnt do it for me!
~Iceheart~
Reply author: Buckshot
Replied on: 21 January 2004 11:35:26 AM
Message: quote: Originally posted by Jazimarne
Is anyone else getting inundated with Paris Hilton porno? Is this for real is it someone who looks like her?
It's her for real - the guy responsible for originally going public with the video is in the process of being sued as far as I heard.
Cheers, Buck.
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Reply author: shy
Replied on: 21 January 2004 10:33:38 PM
Message: And Buck would know Jaz! He is an expert on all things with tits and a pervert to boot... can wait till he hits 'dirty old man' status... *sigh*
Shy --------------------------------------------------------- Friends will help you move. Real friends will help you move bodies! shy@shyscyberchamber.com ICQ : 41364914 ---------------------------------------------------------
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 22 January 2004 5:31:01 PM
Message: eewww - dirty old men....*shudder* thats just wrong lol is there a big age gap between you guys? (forgive me if I have this wrong, but you talk of each other like you're married/together....) Well its certainly upped her celebrity status - sounds more like a publicity stunt than kiss and tell business tho.  I mean God, if you were the heir to the Hilton FORTUNE, would you be making home videos and then NOT taking the tape with you?!?!?!?!?!?! DUH! Blondes like her give the rest of us the nickname "Ditzy" LOL! No that I don't support making home movies , I mean hay, whatever gets you going right! But shes just yuk looking - Hip bones are gross when they're that visible. 
~Iceheart~
Reply author: Buckshot
Replied on: 23 January 2004 6:39:41 PM
Message: Another message board I hang on out on was paying out on the Hilton sisters before she came out to Australia for the Melbourne Cup - it was while she was here that the video hoo-ha errupted.
From what this US based message board was saying both the Hilton sisters are basically mega rich skanks with the combined IQ of a peice of day old unbuttered toast.
The video of her is really crappy quality - it looks like it's been shot with a night scope or something - like watching raunchy Iraq bomb camera footage. You think for someone that wealthy her home porno would have better production values !
And yeah she is waaay to thin - I've seen some pictures of her where she looks like C-3PO she's so gangly and in her home porno she looks like the Gelfling female from The Dark Crystal.
Cheers, Buck.
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Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 27 January 2004 2:29:02 PM
Message: roflmao at Buckshots previous description of Paris Hilton. Well, that just about sums it up then!  A dirty minded male friend of mine downloaded her so-called porno and you cannot tell it is her and the quality is totally dodgey. And it is so a set-up! Its not real sex at all, its sex for the film - dodgey still. But he had this cool vid of this hot as italian chick named Anya and her 3 girlfriends in some spa somewhere......nice Anywho, I take it Buck that you wont be watching the TV show about the Hilton girls on the farm, lol. I'm gonna give that one a miss...the girls are hat dodgey they'll will prolly jump the nearest aminal and give it a go....grosst 
~Iceheart~
Reply author: Buckshot
Replied on: 07 February 2004 08:16:59 AM
Message: Well I finally got received my first entry worthy porno spam for 2004:
“Make your meatstick drag on the ground”

Reply author: shy
Replied on: 08 February 2004 10:08:29 PM
Message: Knock down trees with your giant cock
Now this... I would like to see!

Reply author: Buckshot
Replied on: 09 February 2004 10:00:21 AM
Message: "penetrate deeper with you huge rod"
It's even funnier when there are errors !

Reply author: Buckshot
Replied on: 10 February 2004 10:58:17 AM
Message: "When you're this big, they call you Mister"

Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 10 February 2004 11:15:40 AM
Message: "Ding your Dong in her Hong" wtf is a "hong" ?!?!?!?!
~Iceheart~
Reply author: Buckshot
Replied on: 10 February 2004 11:44:02 AM
Message: quote: Originally posted by Jazimarne
Is anyone else getting inundated with Paris Hilton porno? Is this for real is it someone who looks like her?
Paris Hilton Sues Over Internet Sex Tape
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Reality TV star Paris Hilton has sued a Panama-based Internet company for $30 million, claiming that it illegally distributed a now-infamous tape of her having sex with an ex-boyfriend.
Hilton, who describes herself in the Los Angeles Superior Court lawsuit as a model and actress, sued Kahatani Ltd. for violation of privacy, illegal business practices and infliction of emotional distress.
The 22-year-old socialite -- best known as star of the Fox reality TV show "The Simple Life" -- seeks $15 million in actual damages and another $15 million in punitive damages.
Hilton, whose grandfather founded the Hilton hotel chain, asserts in the lawsuit that the grainy, black-and-white videotape depicts her and then-boyfriend Rick Solomon in "intimate relations" and was not meant for others to see.
"Hilton intended the videotape only for personal use and never intended or consented that it be shown to anyone else or distributed to the public," the lawsuit says.
Solomon, a video entrepreneur, in November sued Hilton and her family, claiming that they slandered him by suggesting that he took advantage her.
teehee !
Reply author: Buckshot
Replied on: 11 February 2004 09:38:05 AM
Message: "PumpingPoleOfPenilePower"
Gosh I've been blessed this week with porno spam huh ?

Reply author: shy
Replied on: 11 February 2004 10:07:50 AM
Message: I think I can actually better that one today Buck...
Your Giant Sized Purple-Helmeted Yoghurt Thrower


Reply author: Tiffs
Replied on: 12 February 2004 10:40:43 AM
Message: ha ha ha thats funny shy dont know what kind of sites you guys go to but this porn spam topics is hilarious
Tiffs XXX ----------------------- Like... wow!
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 12 February 2004 2:56:48 PM
Message: LMAO this one is funny. Dont be ashamed of your manhood in the shower anymore The shower is such a great place to screw in. *sigh*
What are you looking at?
Reply author: shy
Replied on: 12 February 2004 4:06:57 PM
Message: quote: Originally posted by Jazimarne
LMAO this one is funny. Dont be ashamed of your manhood in the shower anymore The shower is such a great place to screw in. *sigh*
Are we talking shrinkage Jaz? If we aren't I don't know what we are talking about... 
Reply author: TheBlairBitch
Replied on: 13 February 2004 3:28:13 PM
Message: Here's 2 that I found in my email today:
Knock over trees with your Gigantic Cock
So huge it drags on the ground
....Out of the bottomless pit comes the little horn, "Little Horn is born"....
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 13 February 2004 5:15:35 PM
Message: lol, I think the porn subject was reffering to shrinkage int he shower, espically if you're mean like me and turn the taps on full pelt when hes in the shower, hehe. Just to shit stir ! But in terms of screwing - the shower is great. You dont agree Shy...?
What are you looking at?
Reply author: shy
Replied on: 13 February 2004 5:53:41 PM
Message: quote: Originally posted by Jazimarne
lol, I think the porn subject was reffering to shrinkage int he shower, espically if you're mean like me and turn the taps on full pelt when hes in the shower, hehe. Just to shit stir !
If you start with a spray bottle full of ice water first, it also helps with them thinking they are going crazy... then move on to the garden hose through the laundry window and over the side of the shower... The garden hose always works a treat and the beauty of it in this house is that the hose pressure is a lot harder than our shower water pressure... so if you aim it right you can get bruising as well! 
quote: But in terms of screwing - the shower is great. You dont agree Shy...?
Shit no I don't agree... though it is handy for clean ups... my personal preference is the dining room table.. but hey... each to their own... 
Handy Hint - if the table is wood and you don't have a tablecloth on it. Be sure to wipe the table of all prints whether they be hands, legs, breasts, lips before the mother in law comes over 
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 16 February 2004 4:44:16 PM
Message: oooo *cringe* the mother in law - I have one of those coming up with side dish of likes-to-get-totally-pissed-and-interrogate-me.
LMAO, I love the whole hose thing - putting a load of washing on works well at our place too, coz it takes a bit to fill the machine, especially if i put a lot of crap in the first Then theres the rinse cycle - double whamy! *mentally calcualtes the distance between garden hose and bathroom window*............
What are you looking at?
Reply author: shy
Replied on: 17 February 2004 12:20:49 PM
Message: quote: Originally posted by Jazimarne
oooo *cringe* the mother in law - I have one of those coming up with side dish of likes-to-get-totally-pissed-and-interrogate-me.
You ain't lived through nothing yet Jaz! -- I have had two mother in laws and it doesn't get better or easier... once you figure out that you aren't good enough for her son despite what the son says the better off everyone else except you will be... 
quote: LMAO, I love the whole hose thing - putting a load of washing on works well at our place too, coz it takes a bit to fill the machine, especially if i put a lot of crap in the first Then theres the rinse cycle - double whamy! *mentally calcualtes the distance between garden hose and bathroom window*............
The only problem with the washing machine is the distance of the hit... with the hose you are close enough to see the terror on their face... but the washing machine you have to be satisfied with the shreaks from the bathroom...
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 17 February 2004 3:13:50 PM
Message: LOL YUP! And if its fairly chilly in the morning, the shrieks can rival mine!!!  And I will DEFINATELY pass on the two mothers in law! My own plus his....*shakes head* Im all for packing up and moving overseas!
What are you looking at?
Reply author: shy
Replied on: 22 February 2004 10:11:20 PM
Message: Welcome to my world Jaz!

Reply author: Buckshot
Replied on: 03 March 2004 7:06:27 PM
Message: Today in my junk email folder:
MomsGushCum

Reply author: shy
Replied on: 09 March 2004 1:08:24 PM
Message: Very appropriate insertion of your spam mail topic Buck... but one I am sure we could've all done without the mental image for! 

Reply author: talrave
Replied on: 18 March 2004 7:00:31 PM
Message: I think I have you all beat... This one had a porn ad at the bottom, with the subject line "Best Girls free of age" An entire porn mail of engrish. (if you don't know what engrish is, goto www.engrish.com)
Without further ado, I present to you.... Engri-Porn! -------------------------------------------- Any given round-shaped mp3 player fidgeting and her daughters little caw adheres. A given well-crafted smart ram smiles or maybe any given round-shaped boat falls. Their small picture stares. Mine round well-crafted house calms-down. Mine purple underwares stares and still her daughters purple underwares fidgeting. Whose hairy pensil snores. A fancy little sony sleeps. Our green kitchen stares. His round mouse falls. Their purple bra arrives at the place that a given round dog calculates. Any given beautiful bra calculates. A odd shaped beautiful stupid hairy paper is thinking at the place that whose golden tv adheres. The stupid silver t-shirt prepare for fight. Her stupid exam book stares or maybe any fancy round-shaped silver spoon lies and perhaps their soft odd shaped carpet spit. His brothers white white sony sleeps. Her smart wine looks around. Our round cat stares. The expensive slopy ram stares. Her daughters slopy well-crafted boots is on fire. His beautiful baby snores. ---------------------------------------------------
@~Akhkharu Uggae~^@
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 19 March 2004 3:46:08 PM
Message: haha.....HAHA.....LOL like, WTF?!?!?!?! strange...but funny all the same
In time, Darkness will choose a side...
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 29 March 2004 2:10:42 PM
Message: Your manhood is tiny, her pussy feels it not deeply
I dont care what any says - its quality over quantity  Hehehe, except when its tiny!
In time, Darkness will choose a side...
Reply author: shy
Replied on: 01 April 2004 09:49:26 AM
Message: I opened my mail this morning to be greeted with a heap of emails, but there were a couple in particular that stood out that I really have to share with you... someone... somewhere... has put a lot of thought into these and they deserve a mention here...
Nasty Little Sluts: Biology Class Fuckfest!
Naughty Brunettes Begging To Be Fucked with Your XXX Monster Cock!

Reply author: shy
Replied on: 17 April 2004 12:49:51 AM
Message: Fill The Fuckholes of Our Sluts To Make Them Happy!
Deep Dildo Fucking: Fucked Tight and Raw!
A couple more that you don't need much imagination for!

Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 27 April 2004 1:03:24 PM
Message: I checked an email I havent checked in a month or so and was greeted by these. You cant half tell they're put together by people who cant speak proper Engrish.
Pussy juice - Waste not - WANT IT!
*shudder*
Fill her button overflowing, cum stains on her belly
Chew his balls make him spurt hard
Anal probing, you no you want it
Her pussy is badly tamed, whip it to fuck harder
Purple passion in her dooryway, fuck all night with our pill
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh be still my beating heart......ok, not THAT still! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 30 April 2004 1:26:35 PM
Message: This takes the cake for absolutely FOOKING WRONG!!!! (I didnt want to swear in capital letters )
Suck on her juicy stringy pussy cum
*looks most violated at the wording of that particular porn topic*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh be still my beating heart......ok, not THAT still! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Reply author: Mazeppa
Replied on: 02 May 2004 03:37:11 AM
Message: YIKES!! You people sure get better ads than I! Mine are boring....
"New female sex drug! Never mind Viagara, get NIAGARA!"
mazeppa
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 19 May 2004 4:03:46 PM
Message: I have another email addy I havent checked for a couple of weeks, lol, some weird ones!
Wallop her wamma
Suck on herr choclat salty penis
Shims go whim at the sight of your monster COCK!
Her tight hole wants your slippery monster
Click here to catch her cock
Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me through the fire. Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight.
Reply author: Iceheart
Replied on: 01 June 2004 2:58:59 PM
Message: On the farm cows go hard
girls with monster clits
xxx dads get wet wet wet with your hose
big boobs and giant cocks watch it here
LOL - these just get dodgier every week!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heaven bent to take my hand, and lead me thru the fire. Be the long awaited answer, to a long and painful fight. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Reply author: Glasya-Labolas
Replied on: 25 June 2004 2:36:43 PM
Message: lol
HELP! I GOT TRICKED BY A TRANNY.
GIRLS GETTING FUCKED BY 24 INCHES OF PAIN
HUGE PECKERS FUCKING
WE'RE ALL MINUTE MEN WIHT THESE EXPERIENCED MILFS
SPUNK DRUNK COLLEGE GIRLS
BEAST SEX WITH CHICKENS
WHITE GIRLS PUSSIES ARE STRETCHING WITH THESE BLACK DOGS
SREAMING SQUIRTERS!
DO U LIKE TRAILER PARK SLUTS
UM.....LOL THE LIST JUST GOES I WANT THE JOB OF CREATING THESE EMAIL SUBJECT HEADERS LOL
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Reply author: UnknownLoser
Replied on: 04 July 2004 03:30:51 AM
Message: "Kinky Moms up to trying anything with food products!" Is a strange one I got.
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Reply author: shy
Replied on: 29 August 2005 7:33:55 PM
Message: Blowjobs so good the horse will have a cigarette afterwards!
Ewk!

Reply author: Carter3466
Replied on: 28 November 2006 04:05:37 AM
Message: quote: Originally posted by
Get paid for your opinionsYou are going to hear my opinion whether I get paid or not.
"whether" is a lot more reasonable than what the others suggested.
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