Topic author: shy
Subject: To Fart or Not To Fart
Posted on: 14 February 2006 1:57:12 PM
Message:

Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets
really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the
class and can't stop laughing.

The principle walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing.
He says, "Little Johnny what are you doing sitting here
laughing?"

Little Johnny says, "I farted in class and the teacher throw
me out."

The principle says, "Well then why are you laughing?"

Little Johnny says, "Cause the dumb idiots are sitting in the
class smelling my fart and they put me outside in this
beautiful weather."