Topic author: SlinkyKat
Subject: Serial killer joke
Posted on: 09 September 2005 05:54:19 AM
Message:

I read this in one of my true crime anthologies:

A serial killer has abducted a prostitue and is dragging her through the woods at dusk. All the while, he's taunting her with all the horrible things he's going to do to her once they get to his favorite spot. She's screaming and crying, "I'm scared, I'm scared!" over & over. The killer looks at her and says, "You're scared? What about me? By the time I'm done with you, the daylight will be long gone. I have to walk back through these woods alone and I'm afraid of the dark!"