UL : The Tattle-Tale Toddler
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Topic author: shy
Subject: UL : The Tattle-Tale Toddler
Posted on: 23 February 2003 11:35:56 PM
Message:
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving right now, she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing!
I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.
[Ta for the e-mails about this post - but this story was sent to me & I haven't been kissing anyone's fathers pee-pee's of late
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Love, Shy xxx
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Replies:
Reply author: EvilD
Replied on: 14 March 2003 01:56:03 AM
Message:
Sounds like my daughter!
Evil is as Evil does, my Mama always use to say.
Reply author: sohai
Replied on: 08 January 2006 9:41:44 PM
Message:
Interpreted: The toddler saw her mum having oral sex with her dad (Normal) and grand ma is her mother's mum.
Reply author: Ascended Monkey
Replied on: 08 January 2006 11:41:48 PM
Message:
Out of the mouths of babes......
only children could be so honest......
Even squashed frogs have feelings. (Sticky and wet.)
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