Topic author: shy
Subject: Contributed Story : Still Laughing At Mike
Posted on: 03 May 2004 10:49:08 AM
Message:

My best friend in college had an unusual method of masturbating. "Mike" would chew a piece of gum until it was soft and then wrap it around a long, thin stick (think condom). He then inserted the stick-with-gum into the tip of his penis and moved it in and out until he came. Ouch. Unfortunately, one time when he pulled the straw out, the gum was gone. Soon he had an intense pain in his penis. Realizing that he had just lodged a piece of gum inside his urethra, Mike immediately went to the hospital, where the doctors were forced to cut his urethra open to remove the gum. Double ouch.